Never Laugh At Live Dragons

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

parents who hate each other love to be like "we have to stay together for the kids" and then every day is a toxic argument and abusive fight that the kids wouldn't have to witness if you came to better terms and stopped acting like it was about the kids

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower