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hello! pulp here, this is my fhr sideblog. i draw and occasionally write, but most importantly, i go on rants that would make tumblr consider a word count limit. have fun scrolling through insanity 👍

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#pulp speaks #i did it yall #it only took me a month too #bye bye to my last pinned post this is what yall are getting now

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hiveswap

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

hiveswap

would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.

yes

we'd have sex but not much else

i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term

absolutely the fuck not lmao

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hiveswap

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#yeah #@ Caine lynzal one chance plz #< wait one more before i go to bed. bro please you can do better than it #that said HIIIIII MITCHEL HELLOOO #i want it to be we'd have sex and not much else. let me have that much #ok Now i go back to being scared of the world forever #nmoc: mitchel becker

sidesteppostinghours

do i just post all my drafts i've been accumulating up until now

#ok that's all thank you all for coming. i'm going back to being scared of the world forever

sidesteppostinghours

i cannot fucking put my thoughts on the parallels between mortum and ortega's narrative standing into coherent words and it's pissing me off

#I RAN OUT OF TAGS?&)$)&))$)&_BRUHHHHHHHHH #also also. something to be said about revealed/betrayed guilty ending where mortum doesn't bust you out vs Does bust you out #< i MEANT to continue this with: both of these paths have such delicious potential reflecting ortega+hbi #wherein leaving you in the hospital is a repeat of the fact the person who enabled step's new life in the first place left them for dead at #-the whims of the government (or government aligned associates‚ at least)#in which case sidestep deserves to crash out like actually i would be destroying the city over that too #on the other hand #mortum saving you from the hospital. that's like. a glimpse of what a saved from the farm incident could've been #WAIT ALSOx3. THEY ARE ARGUABLY THE MOST PROTECTIVE PEOPLE IN THE CAST OF THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO THEM AND SPECIFICALLY SIDESTEP/THE PUPPET #AND THEY ARE BOTH READY TO RAISE HELL FOR THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE #i'm going to. head in my hands. guys i really really want to see them i'm being struck ill #i NEED to write that mortumtega racing fic auggshgghhhhhjjh #pulp speaks

i cannot fucking put my thoughts on the parallels between mortum and ortega's narrative standing into coherent words and it's pissing me off

#IT'S ALL JUST WORD VOMIT #LISTENNNN I SWEAR THERE'S COHERENT THOUGHTS IN HERE SOMEHWERE I PROMISEEEEE #just. these two are the ones that actively enabled+encouraged sidestep's new life (as a vigilante/villain) after both their escapes #sidestep's hero suit up until heartbreak was commissioned by ortega. mortum literally Built sidestep's villain suit #ortega is much more tangled in villainy than meets the eye and specifically in mortum's associates (the puppet‚ dove)#mortum has much more intimate knowledge of what's Really going on with the rangers (thanks to halabi)#they've met in person in the past and are charmed by eachother. they met while driving which is their shared hobby #mortum threw ortega's car into the ocean. ortega would apparently be amused by this #they are both deeply paranoid people and handle this in opposite ways #mortum actively keeps the people they distrust at arm's length. ortega takes the “friends close and enemies closer” approach.#they both align on flirting with potential prospects (whether that be clients or targets) first thing and just seeing where it takes them #ortega's mind cannot be read and that's out of their hands (even if there are times they wish it could)#mortum's chooses to make their mind unreadable via numbers #it's up to sidestep to decide which one of these is worse for them #(also mortum's mind can't be read just at all for the majoroty of both books bcs of the puppet which again reflects step's experiences with-#-ortega. different bodies same experiences)#i'm losing my mind i'm going insane.i think #can anybody hear me. save me #ortega #dr mortum #mortumtega #fhr #pulp speaks #no wait i'm not done #mortum is the only one that can truly investigate ortega's mods without consequence #one of ortega's criteria for becoming a villain is somebody who can handle their mod upkeep #can you all please imagine tense yet strangely intimate mod maintenance between these two with me. crucially it has to be set while they're-#-still tense and distrustful of eachother and solely keeping it together for the sake of the team. but also this is the first time ortega's-#-mods have ever been inspected in a way that felt respectful (outside of techsteps‚ potentially). which they are normal about obvs #also also. something to be said about revealed/betrayed guilty ending where mortum doesn't bust you out vs Does bust you out

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valtsv

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

#posts about chen

ardellian

Go to a party, they said. Flash that smile at a few cameras, charm a few ladies. It'll be fun, they said. Just be careful with the drinks. Your image is too fragile for another disaster, blah blah blah.

So guess who stole a whole damn bottle? Cause fuck them and fuck my image. That's what you'd have said, right? Would have shared it with you, but hey. Can't have fucking everything.

Not like you'd ever come to a place like this anyway. Not even to this rooftop. You'd like the view though, I promise. Or maybe you wouldn't like heights anymore. Maybe I shouldn't like heights either.

Looks like a toy world down there. Little toy cars, little toy people living little plastic lives. That's funny, right? You'd find it funny. You'd laugh. I think you'd laugh.

#did i never rb this here??????#that's Insane #i do not say this lightly: that caption physically hurt my chest #“you'd laugh. i think you'd laugh” ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow #i want this on my corkboard so Bad #this and the caption #ortega #fhr #art #save

hiveswap

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

hiveswap

would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.

yes

we'd have sex but not much else

i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term

absolutely the fuck not lmao

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#absolutely the Fuck not #but it's admittedly funny as fuck to think about purely because chen would never live down dating a 19 yr old #polls

liamgallagheresque

#gripping #cyrus becker #s shoulders so hard i begin shaking. listen to me you do NOT need to fuck that blond man #uou literally JUST have to stop punishing your body for having needs and wants and masturbate once in a while IT WAS NEVER THAT DIRE #ship: fire on a summer's day #ship: love‚ heroics‚ and other failed passions #i suppose it applies to #ship: electrical fires #too #though ortega is. obviously not blond lmfao

sheikahfication

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

#posts about sidestep

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spenderleber

#cecilia rider

marycom15

what doesn't kill you is probably in love with you instead and you should try flirting with it dude trust me. what's the worst that could happen. we've already established it won't kill you

#genuinely how #cecilia rider #ended up dating argent #ship: run rabbit

greymvs

#au: status code 410: gone #au: the lone half of a set

ladyshivs

Would your Sidestep go to Los Diablos Pride🏳️‍🌈?

Yes—as themself

Yes—as someone else (puppet or otherwise)

Yes—in their villain armor

No

Nuance (tell me!)

Voting ended onJun 9

#caine: didn't even know they were bi until like 5 minutes ago. also the crowd with a bunch of emotional minds would send it into hb 2.0. no.#(hark would like to go but caine would never think to go as him so. rip)#cyrus: going as himself‚ and probably already has gone with anathema at one point. may have dragged ortega along too‚ depending on-#-how resistant he was to the idea. nowadays he'd be very pleased to go with daniel for his first pride that isn't as an ally #cecilia: i'm so torn between as herself or as a villain.... she might just do both at different days tbqh. i think she'd have a pretty big-#-soft spot for pride goers honestly‚ the way they loudly and unapologetically carve out their own space in the face of people who shun their #-existence #chance: no but could be convinced to. she's usually just too busy to go and doesn't have much of a reason for it‚ but he'll go if her-#-partners want to #caine lynzal #cyrus becker #cecilia rider #chance devi #polls

cinnamonghost23

#cecilia rider

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amazingly, this message was Not about ortega fallen hero but instead about jojo's bizarre adventure.

#fhr #pulp speaks #i don't even watch jjba #i clicked on this message expexting to see me ranting about chargestep #imagine my surprise seeing johnny and gyro

carrymelikeimcute

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

#au: status code 410: gone #ell get your ass over here i have proposals to maks

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