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hello! pulp here, this is my fhr sideblog. i draw and occasionally write, but most importantly, i go on rants that would make tumblr consider a word count limit. have fun scrolling through insanity 👍
List of my main tags under the cut:

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Fallen hero singlehandedly making me active on tumblr is kinda funny ngl
i cannot fucking put my thoughts on the parallels between mortum and ortega's narrative standing into coherent words and it's pissing me off
pulp im pulling your tags into the post cos this is fire meta and cannot stay in there
#IT'S ALL JUST WORD VOMIT #LISTENNNN I SWEAR THERE'S COHERENT THOUGHTS IN HERE SOMEHWERE I PROMISEEEEE #just. these two are the ones that actively enabled+encouraged sidestep's new life (as a vigilante/villain) after both their escapes#sidestep's hero suit up until heartbreak was commissioned by ortega. mortum literally Built sidestep's villain suit #ortega is much more tangled in villainy than meets the eye and specifically in mortum's associates (the puppet‚ dove) #mortum has much more intimate knowledge of what's Really going on with the rangers (thanks to halabi) #they've met in person in the past and are charmed by eachother. they met while driving which is their shared hobby #mortum threw ortega's car into the ocean. ortega would apparently be amused by this #they are both deeply paranoid people and handle this in opposite ways #mortum actively keeps the people they distrust at arm's length. ortega takes the “friends close and enemies closer” approach. #they both align on flirting with potential prospects (whether that be clients or targets) first thing and just seeing where it takes them #ortega's mind cannot be read and that's out of their hands (even if there are times they wish it could) #mortum's chooses to make their mind unreadable via numbers #it's up to sidestep to decide which one of these is worse for them #(also mortum's mind can't be read just at all for the majoroty of both books bcs of the puppet which again reflects step's experiences with- #-ortega. different bodies same experiences) #i'm losing my mind i'm going insane.i think #can anybody hear me. save me #no wait i'm not done #mortum is the only one that can truly investigate ortega's mods without consequence #one of ortega's criteria for becoming a villain is somebody who can handle their mod upkeep #can you all please imagine tense yet strangely intimate mod maintenance between these two with me. crucially it has to be set while they're- #-still tense and distrustful of eachother and solely keeping it together for the sake of the team. but also this is the first time ortega's- #-mods have ever been inspected in a way that felt respectful (outside of techsteps‚ potentially). which they are normal about obvs #also also. something to be said about revealed/betrayed guilty ending where mortum doesn't bust you out vs Does bust you out (1/2) #I RAN OUT OF TAGS?&)$)&))$)&_BRUHHHHHHHHH #also also. something to be said about revealed/betrayed guilty ending where mortum doesn't bust you out vs Does bust you out #< i MEANT to continue this with: both of these paths have such delicious potential reflecting ortega+hbi #wherein leaving you in the hospital is a repeat of the fact the person who enabled step's new life in the first place left them for dead at #-the whims of the government (or government aligned associates‚ at least) #in which case sidestep deserves to crash out like actually i would be destroying the city over that too #on the other hand #mortum saving you from the hospital. that's like. a glimpse of what a saved from the farm incident could've been #WAIT ALSOx3. THEY ARE ARGUABLY THE MOST PROTECTIVE PEOPLE IN THE CAST OF THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO THEM AND SPECIFICALLY SIDESTEP/THE PUPPET#AND THEY ARE BOTH READY TO RAISE HELL FOR THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE #i'm going to. head in my hands. guys i really really want to see them i'm being struck ill #i NEED to write that mortumtega racing fic auggshgghhhhhjjh (2/2)
ok i've been in too weird a headspace for tumblr lately so this is late as hell but prev i need your tags on the post too actually because it's driving me in fucking sane
#yessss#excellent meta#i think a lot about mortumstep and chargestep both being romances where 1) they fall in love with step without ever seeing their face#and 2) step can't read them while they too are falling in love#literally the most organic relationships sidestep can have#but ALSO!!!!#both entirely built on assumptions and lies#aside from the general personality attraction elements#Ortega and Mortum both assume that step is in a bad situation that they themselves can potentially save step from#but in fact step is in a completely different situation that they refuse to talk about#and which both take as a betrayal when the villainy is revealed#AND Ortega and Mortum are also both hiding things from step#specifically things [redacted demo spoilers] step probably wants to know about!#there is so much juicy potential and i need them to all interact together immediately
gripping your shoulders so hard. you get it. i need them all in a room together and i need it to explode.
an old-ish piece i did for @payloadofgeckos's fic, snazzy razzy, picturing raz and ric being very very good friends and nothing else ever at all. you all should go read it NOW 🫵 so you can also witness the touching power of friendship.
(non-text version and bonus little sketch page below the cut)
cecilia lovessss to just casually slip insane pieces of information to me at random ass times. for example, while replaying her run i got to the point where she learns ricardo flirted with argent at the start, and the ceci in my head went "damn, does he need my help??" and it took a very brief moment of me going "no he probably doesn't" to her before it fucking hit me the implications of that

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you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept
would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.
yes
we'd have sex but not much else
i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term
absolutely the fuck not lmao
Hope this helps!
do i just post all my drafts i've been accumulating up until now
i cannot fucking put my thoughts on the parallels between mortum and ortega's narrative standing into coherent words and it's pissing me off
i cannot fucking put my thoughts on the parallels between mortum and ortega's narrative standing into coherent words and it's pissing me off
i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

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Go to a party, they said. Flash that smile at a few cameras, charm a few ladies. It'll be fun, they said. Just be careful with the drinks. Your image is too fragile for another disaster, blah blah blah.
So guess who stole a whole damn bottle? Cause fuck them and fuck my image. That's what you'd have said, right? Would have shared it with you, but hey. Can't have fucking everything.
Not like you'd ever come to a place like this anyway. Not even to this rooftop. You'd like the view though, I promise. Or maybe you wouldn't like heights anymore. Maybe I shouldn't like heights either.
Looks like a toy world down there. Little toy cars, little toy people living little plastic lives. That's funny, right? You'd find it funny. You'd laugh. I think you'd laugh.
you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept
would you date your favourite character? let's say they're down.
yes
we'd have sex but not much else
i might say yes but i know it wouldn't work out long term
absolutely the fuck not lmao
Hope this helps!
I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

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what doesn't kill you is probably in love with you instead and you should try flirting with it dude trust me. what's the worst that could happen. we've already established it won't kill you