Sideblog turned main blog

Folks I have reason to believe this video may be A.I. generated [shows you a video of me falling off the top of the Chrysler building and dying with a wet splatter. I do not stop staring your face as you watch and every time you look back up at me I gesture with my chin back down at my phone]

This is so fucking stupid. Obvious grab for notes. You people just say whatever comes to mind and call it "surreal humor" and then every other slop-obsessed freak reblogs it while pretending it means anything at all. What the fuck does this even mean. There isn't even a joke here

Whoa mama mia cunt calm down

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

OP had to have been on drugs 😭😭

CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTED!! OP DEFINITELY HAD A CARBON MONOXIDE LEAK WHEN THEY POSTED THIS

no shot men hold up half the sky wtf was mao on

When Mao said "Women hold up half the sky," it was unknown at the time what held up the other half and so was left unstated. Later, Thomas Sankara discovered that women hold up the other half as well.

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”