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I’ve lost the tumblr app on my phone. When I search it is there but I can’t remember where I put it.

It is there haunting me

sideeye-myguy

You guys I found it!! It was in the entertainment folder. I am not entertained.

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mypoisonedflowers

Turns away from pondering my glass orb, and looks at you.

" You remind me of the babe."

Catch a /break/? The only thing I can catch is a cold.

#i feel sick #nose is running like a faucet #but we go to work anyway #humor #text post #when I cough it sounds like a goose #haha #lol #please like this #so i can be free

Rude that you can have up to 9 chats pinned in messages. Not that it’s only 9 pins but that they think I have enough people close enough to me that I want the constant reminder at the top of my page

#text post #lol #messages #texting #friends #i have no friends #i have no mouth and i must scream #i got lost in the sauce

I’ve lost the tumblr app on my phone. When I search it is there but I can’t remember where I put it.

It is there haunting me

#lol #text post #humor #tumblr app #i’m not even joking #it’s gone #i’ve looked everywhere

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Couldn’t somebody *else* mind my business once in a while?

#text post #humor #mind your business #and mine while you’re at it #lol #what else do i tag #idk how to tag this #make me famous

Sometimes I wish I was famous

But only so

I can go down a long line and sign things with sharpies

Not for anything else

#I just want to have a fun signature #text post #lol #humor #I saw a broadway stage door line up and got jealous #celebrity #i want to be famous

my-dailydreams

Doesn’t anyone care about zhid the zhloth

#lol #humor #omg #text post #ice age #Sid #sid the sloth

Stick em up

Everybody

I’m Robbin’ this place

Stick all of your money in my

Geetar case

Ain’t nobody move

And don’t nobody look at that door

And then I tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

Yawn and stretch and try to come alive

Ehhh macarena

#humor #lol #omg #text post #the brainrot is real #stick em up everybody #brain dump #adhd brain

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Still thinking about this

#flat earth #mars #elon musk #twitter #lol #humor #omg

A bug just flew up my nose

#how is your day going?#lol #humor #omg #text post #bugs #bugblr #🐛

Here she is all stitched together!

#quilting #quilters of tumblr #sewing #quilts #quiltblr #hobbies #diy projects

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stuck in a tree

sideeye-myguy

He’s only doing his best

#one of these things is not like the others #cats of tumblr #catblr #trees #stuck in a tree #cute cats #lol #haha #humor #funny #animal #animals #cat #cats

only-cat-memes

#self portrait #i’m in this photo and i don’t like it

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Why is every timestamp now either “before COVID” or “after COVID”? It’s giving “back in my day…” and “in the days of the depression” which now that I think about it is actually such a mood

#big mood #covid #time periods #humor #lol #text post #omg #back in the day #I walked uphill both ways #in a snow storm #and now I’m a popsicle

Hey, remember that time that I got a notification that I should write down a memory in my journal app but it was based on a location I had spent a lot of time at which was actually a funeral for a close family friend?

No? Just me?

#dark humor #funeral services #omg #journalling #journal #lol

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