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One of my favorite parts about the venture family is that every single one of them are jealous bitches

You might laugh at the rustyventurempreg url but listen. Doc and Jackson looked at that man and went "ooooooo he is soooooo impregnable we are going to connect this failure of a motherless father to the symbolism of child bearing from season 1 onwards" and then they made him have cryptic pregnancy dreams and basically birth his twin and handle incubation machines and make him have period pains as a joke and carry his sons in an artificial womb. literally the mpreg has always been there.

rusty venture is a single mother/wine mom

MY BELOVED

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

you people talk about venture bros like it's your dead wife

um, excuse me, i think you mean my undead wife *hooks up jumper cables

the fact this episode comes after the unicorn in captivity ummmmm, really seems to imply he figured out the whole orgy was just in his head and he hasn't really recovered from the osi monitoring him while he was living out those fantasies and the shame that went with that... so.....yeah....