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My Jewish ass:

(Corvids are the family that include crows, ravens, and blue jays.)

Crows and ravens are loud, ominous, traditional harbringers of omens, psychopomps. Fuckin’ love shiny things. CLEVER AS FUCK. Vengeful, vindictive, but can also communicate “hey, this person is nice, be nice to them” to others in the same species and may give gifts to favored humans. CARNIVORES. (Some of the shit they eat, man. Yikes.)

And then there are blue jays, which are very pretty assholes.

In the notes most people are citing the goblins in JK Rowling’s Harry Potter books, who I agree is an ass and I can totally understand that use of goblins being antisemetic, but that isn’t the origin of goblins and the entirety of their history shouldn’t be boiled down to just one modern book series be one already problematic author??

Feel free to prove me wrong with whatever sources you may have, but on surface level google searches it looks like goblins are either derived from orcs, demons or faeries, and none of those are particularly antisemetic in any way I know of. And with the time of conception being a long arse time ago, it seems a lot more likely that goblins were made up as a tale of skampering little magical mischief makers to keep kids from going out into the woods at night like la Lorena or the chupacabra or fae or elves or anything else from these old fairytales.

Goyim: Okay rude? Also I don’t believe you. Give me sources.

Dude. They’re literally riddled with bad Jewish stereotypes and always have been antisemetic.

It doesn’t matter if it didn’t or did start as Antisemetic (which fair, the beginning, like right at the beginning it did not- the Cornish probably didn’t even know who Jewish people are, and the theory that they were supposedly souls of dead Jews probably wasn’t true)

However there’s no denying that Jewish Stereotypes and Goblins are really aligned.

- Mischievous and Dishonest

- Greedy!!!

- “Ashkenazi Jews are usually depicted as having large hook-noses, dark beady eyes with drooping eyelids.” I’ll tell you what, those pictures look pretty Goblin.

- A little less extreme but there were Goblins that explicitly had red hair??? Could be a coincidence but still makes me uncomfy

It’s the other way around. Goblins weren’t created as Jewish caricatures, but Antisemites will call Jews Goblins.

Antisemites will draw parallels.

I don’t want something that’s so close to the stereotypes to be around, when a corvid is so much better anyways lbr

But if Jewish people are upset, you shouldnt force them to prove something is actually wrong before you care, and act like Jewish people not wanting Goyim to derail is fucking suspicious.

Literally every fucking time Goblins are in New shit they’re just a Jewish caricature. It’s not the fault of the people who created Goblins in like the 10th century or whatever but in this year of 2020, in this century, in this day and age there is no. Fucking. Difference.

So can you all shut up about “But it wasn’t created that way!” and fucking listen to Jewish people, or are we being too much?

Also I saw someone mention that Judaism is just a religion. Why? Are you anti-racist and wanna pretend we’re funny little white people in hats with a Bible?

Fuck you. We’re literally a race of people, that’s why there’s fucking atheist Jews, me included.

I’m not having this stupid “are they an ethnicity or a religion”, it’s an ETHNORELIGION for a REASON.

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