One of my brothers has this thing where he likes to be included on sibling movie night but he will not sit down or actually join us, heāll just wander around the house and periodically show up to lurk in the doorway or lean on someoneās seat
And *I* have this thing where I always always know when heās there, because every time heās not wandering around like the ghost of bob marley and isnāt immediately visible itās because heās stopped moving to watch the film from directly behind me, which makes the back of my neck tingle like a dog sensing an earthquake
Which has on more than one occasion resulted in me interrupting the movie to tell him to just sit the fuck down and stop lurking in the shadows, Jesus Christ, itās like Iām being haunted by the memory of ancient sins
Which has in turn been shortened to just āancient sinsā, every time I feel him doing it again
So to summarize, sometimes when my siblings and I get together for a movie night, weāll all be sitting in the dark in complete silence until my ass deadpan announces āancient sinsā and a 90 pound 5ā11ā Slenderman looking motherfucker emerges from the shadows behind me like a jumpscare incarnate in Batman pajamas pants and informs me that we are out of orange soda
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