Shy_Jug

I keep stress playing solitaire.

a cruel kind of poetry that Tech was the one who taught Omega that the squad can and has to carry on when one of them leaves, and then he’s the one who dies

Commander Fox owns an annotated copy of the reg manuals bc he likes to show people that no, he’s not breaking the law, see this hi lighted bit right here that called a loophole bitch.

men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking

I like to think the clones are absolute dogshit at understanding nat-born's ages. Like, that guy looks so old, he has to be...uh... 30 or something. They get completely baffled when someone mentions their 9 year old daughter and get shown a picture of a young child. They find out someone who looks to be the same age as them is turning something twice their age, which they already knew, but still have this instinctive moment of “you've been alive how long???”

my favorite star wars hc i’ve ever had is that in a new hope leia thinks luke and han are gay and that the falcon is like their ship and then she’s like shocked to find out that they only met that morning they rescued her