vibing

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

im once again feeling totally normal about father francis mulcahy. hes an ex-boxer. he consoles kids when theyre dying. he has a temper. he has one regular at his mass every sunday. he goes to the black market for medicine and lies about it to the colonel. he gets in on hawkeye's jokes. he loves his sister and wants her to be happy. he performed an emergency tracheotomy while being guided through a poorly signalled radio. he indirectly lies to his closest friends about being deaf so they wont worry about him. he crams himself in a jeep with like 20 women because hawkeye asked him to. he learns how to perform a bris by contacting a rabbi on a navy ship for a soldier's son. he gets drunk before a mass about alcohol abstinence because he's so nervous about speaking in front of an audience. he sends himself to the front line against orders because he feels useless and wants to make a difference. he wins almost every poker game he plays so he can send the money to the orphanage. he feels like he does nothing around camp when he's actually the biggest support for everyone there. im normal about him i promise

No matter what you think you know about M*A*S*H, nothing will prepare you for how often the main character in this sitcom from the 1970s jokes about how he wants other men to get him pregnant.