macy

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

you are so much more than what has been done to you

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

i think the funniest and realist thing i’ve realized lately is how troubling idealization can be. every person is just… a person. the very people you want to impress or be apart of are just people. even if they seem wildly intimidating because of the way they look or because of their reputation, every one is just a person. human. as embarrassing, as remorseful and they are going through stages of growth just like you are. we only see what we want to see and then drown ourselves further in our own depression and we don’t have to.

The person you love is not the same as they were when you first started loving them and they are not the same as they will be when you die. Love must be adaptive. Love must be smart enough and strong enough to survive constant change. Love must not be rigid.

you’re someone’s dream person

morrison↓

vision i just had: that gif of the woman saying “Beyonce?!” but she’s saying “Pickle Rick!?” instead

You Will Do It

thats the one

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

This is the gay and sexier version of that “wow” vine

im ?

blessed video