ShuRinne Lovemail

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⚠️WARNING⚠️

THIS BLOG IS SATIRE, WE DO NOT MEAN ANY HARM!!!

We're just two guys having a silly, goofy, fun time. We DO say slurs we can reclaim. We also make sexual/inapropriate jokes, use edgy humor (ex. saying kys, joking about hurting each other, etc..). We do not typically use tone tags, but just be aware that we are almost always being sarcastic. Thank you!

KAKAKA~☆

Mes fans adorés, sorry to keep you waiting for my impressionnant presence for so long!!! I have been sooooo busy as of late, sigh,,, However, I was able to make time to visit MON RINNE CHATTON IN JAPAN!!!

Right now me and mon abeille fou are “getting absolutely schwasted” as he puts it. He said we are going to “party hardy till the break of dawn”, but I would much rather not to as to keep my perfect complexion~

Mes plus sincères excuses for not keeping up with you, my beautiful fans~

OH SHUBABY!!!!!!!! GUESS WHOS ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

KYAHAHAHA

If you guessed ME!!! THE RINNE AMAGI!!!! THEN YOURE RIGHT!!! DINGDINGDIIIIINGGG!!!!!!!

LMAOOO Lets just say big papa won BIG at the parlor today AND WERE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 2009!!!!! WHOOP WHOOOPPPP

- 🎲 MOD RINNE

When Rinne chatton said he wanted "try out something new in the bedroom" this isn't what I had in mind... I am not fond of slime...

Heh… do you remember? THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE OF YIUR SHIWS I EVER WENT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a majical moment… seeing my beautiful SEXY HOT AMAZING husband on stage.. now THIS is what being an idol’s all about, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

But.. I DID have to.. heh… hide my identity, as you can see in the pic of me.. I dressed up as a RINNE AMAGI COSPLAYER!!!! Dare I say it worked PRETTY WELL!!! No body even asked for a picture!! And one person threw a rock at me!!! A winwin situation, I say!!!

Im so excited, Shubaby-chan.. this memory reminded ME that YOURE COMING BACK TO JAPAN FOR MY BIRHDAYYY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYIAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY I LOVE MY HUSBAND IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! IM GONNA BUY THE BESSSTTTT WINE AND THE BEST CHEESE FROM THE LOCAL CORNER STORE!!!!!! Maybe I’ll get the american delecasy… “Kraft singles”… heh, I can be well versed in fancy shit too, Baby!!!!

♡~Mirror, mirror on my floor, what do me and Pookie have in store?~♡

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...Quoi..?

...This... This can't be...

"Friendzoned" by MON amour?!?!?! THIS CAN'T BE!!! THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE!!! TU MENT!!!!!

OUR LOVE IS HIGHER THAN LES ALPES, VASTER THAN L'OCÉAN ATLANTIQUE; IT SPANS THE ENTIRE TERRE!!! JE REFUSE D'ACCEPTER ÇA!!! WE ARE IN LOVE BEYOND LOVE, BUT THIS STUPIDE MIRROR CANNOT SEE THIS!!!!!

Hmph~! I will not let something so RIDICULE perturb me. No I will not! How absolutely silly...

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What if it IS accurate though... what if mon bourdon fou does want to friendzone me...?

KAKAKA~✩ What a ridiculous thought! He would never want to friendzone me! Mon bourdon LOVES me as much as I LOATHE him!!! KAKAKA~✩ Of course!!! That's what it must be!!

Shoopie-chan…. WRONG LICTURE!!!!!!!!!

Heh… thats better…..

This acc is dying…? KYAHAHAHA!!! NO WAY!!!!! JUST BECAUSE WE DONT POST DOSENT MEAN OUR LOVE IS DYING!!!!! Thats far from the truth.. heh….

Long distance has been so hard for us… jorking my penits to your twerking vids can only do sooooo much for my little three incher!!

Soon.. we may meet again….. soon I will have that thang thangin in my face! ALL THE TIME!!!!! Poopie shoopie.. how the winter is much colder without you here to hold me tight… how the house is so much emptier without the walls of merlot and escargot on the counter….

Ahh.. my love…. Soon we will be together…. Soon I will be able to see and hold and rock your world…. As someone super smart and loving once said, “take a risk for someone…”

KAKAKA~✩

Bonjour, mon adoring fans!!! Ton idoles birthday was the other day and he had a TRÈS MERVEILLEUX DAY!!! KAKAKA~✩

But alas... it was not as merveilleux day as it could have been... mon bourdon fou was not with me... I was unable to make it Japan to meet with him, as well as he was unable to come to France to meet with me. I am very attristè by this... Sighs...

CEPENDANT!!! We will see each other again someday! Fairly soon hopefully! But until then, au revoir mes fans adorès and mon amour, bourdon fou~♡

OH MON SHURINNE NATION!!! I'M SO SORRY FOR DEPARTING FOR SO LONG!!! ~✩

Rinne chatton and I have both been very busy, but there also hasn't been many Shu or Rinne related happenings (ignore the Rinne gacha that's out now shhh~) as of recent. Sighs... it is frosty and rainy for me in beaucoup Paris... even colder without my belothed...

How I miss my Rinne chatton... hopefully we can visit each other soon ~♡

I, ton idol suprême, am getting... MARRIED!!!!! KAKAKA!!!~✩ I am ECSTATIC!!! Oh~ how I've awaited this day for many a year, finally able accept my feelings for mon amour, mon véritable amour... Mon suel amour~♡

~Chapel bells ring out, as I walk hand in hand with my betrothed, comfortable in and accepting of his touch in the light of day. We waltz along side each other, avoiding true embrace, but finally allow for our hands to make contact, even if only for a mere moment...~

O, my beautiful Kagehira!!!~ How I love you so!!!~ Don't cry, my beloved. Now, this is not the end of Shu and Rinne, non! We are still involved, but Kagehira and him are separate. Kagehira is like a home, somewhere I will always return to here in France. Mon cœur. Rinne is like... a motel in a city centre surrounded by casinos and dive bars. Fun and exciting, yet unliviable for long periods of time.

Shu and Rinne will never die! Desipite my marriage, we will still countinue this... situation we have occuring. Rinne, mon ami bien-amié and Kagehira, Mika, ma fiancée~

KAKAKA!!~✩ DON'T WORRY MY BEAUTIFUL ONLOOKERS, I, SHU ISUKI AM ALIVE AND WELL!

Sighs... I've just been so busy with Kagehira and Mademoiselle recently, I haven't had time to post... I did recently take a trip to Florence to visit with ma belle amie, Izumi, which was a nice vacation away~

While I was in Florence, I decided to try something new!! KAKAKA~✩ Ton idole has gotten FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!! KAKAKA!!!~✩

So…. Yesterday was the fourth of July? Well, despite being japanese.. I STILL CELEBRATED WITH A FEW DRANKSSSSSS!!!!!!!

So…. Late post… heh,

Ya see, The pic from LAST YEARS Fourth of July extravaganza popped up in my memories, AND IT MADE ME REMEMBER THE HOLIDAY EXISTED!!!!!!!!

Sighs…….. How I wish I could go back in time ……. In america, having american beers that would put japanese people into a coma.. with my three lovely uncles…….

LMAOOOO JUST KIDDING, IDK THESE GUYS!!!!! I guess they were biiig fans or something, cause these two gay guys [who kinda reminded me of me and my shmoopy] showed up and asked us if we knew how to grill!!! They said they would adopt whoever could!!! And, well, I wasn’t looking to be adopted, BUT I DID KNOW HOW TO GRILL!!!!! So.. I guess I do have two American dads now… except… well, neither of them are the president, but I guess I would be a good steve fill in… heh… maybe we can get a crazy:b cover…. Crazy:b12…. How about them apples?

ANYWAYS. ACK TO THE STORY!!!!!!!

You may be asking, “ermm… sex magnet rinne🤓 Why were you and your poopty booty in Americain the first place🤓🤓🤓🤓” and FISTE OF ALL!!!!!!!! Dont call My shubaby any petnames, it gets me supes jelly and you dont wanna see the beast come inside me. OKAY BUT!!! Me and babyababybabybabybabybabyabbaby were in america cause….. WE WERE COLLABING WITH MARKIPLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But…. I WANTED TO GO TO AN AMERICAN GAS STATION THAT WOULD SEND JAPANESE PPL INTO A COMA!!!!!!!! Shoopy came with me after a LOTTT of begging, he kept repeating something like “Yuck! Pa-tooey! Americans are dirty and disgusting, and their gas stations are nothing like in japan. Ill be set into a coma!!!!” Buttt……… he still went anyways! Probably cause our love is better that any coma induced gas station!!! LMAOOOO

Sighs… but sadly, America has NO FUCKING SUBTITLES!!????? So we got lost super easily…

And then these two guys picked us up!!!! After about an hour of grillin their dogs and crankin our hogs [heh.. and NOT the motorcycle kind..] Markiplier asked were we were!!!!!! WE HAD A SUPER COOL 5 SCARRY HORROR GAMES VIDEO TO SHOOT EITH HIM!!!!! My pookie wookie came in with the CLUTCH and sent him a pic of where we were.. and BOOM!!!!! MARKIEMOO WAS ABLE TO DOXX US AND SAVE US!!!!! I thought we were gonna get a stern talking to, like whenever I run off from my idol shit, but NO!!!!! MARK CAME WITH SOME ZAZAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE PARTIED AND CELEBRATED SOME KINDA AMERICAN…. THING!!!!!!! Whats even the fourth about? Like… the day america popped up from the sea? Idfk, and I guess we’ll NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO EVERY AMERICAN!!!!!! AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY TWO ADOPTIVE DADS, AS WELL AS MARKIPLIER!!!!! IM SURE YOU’LL BE POSTING THAT COLLAB SOON!!!! Even though its been about a year….. and he blocked me whenever I asked about it……. BUT WHATEVES!!!!!! KYAHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!

- 🎲 MOD RINNAYYYYY

HELP. HELP . HELP ME . OH MY GOD . OH MY GOD . HEL ME. HELP ME OH MY GOD.

Im PLASTIC. HELP ME. OH MY GOD HELP ME . SHU. SHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHU HELP ME !!!!! OH MY GOD HELP ME !!!!!! OH MY GOD . HELP. HELP ME . IM PLASTIC HELP ME. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. HELP ME. HELP ME !!!!!! WHERES MY BOYFRIEND ??????? WHERES MY POOKIE BEAR??????? HELP ME. IM SMALL AND PLASTIC. THEYRE GONNA PUT ME IN A BOX OH MY GOD . SHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- 🎲Mod HELP !!! HELP ME OH MY GOD !!!!!! OH YMG OD HELP ME [Nendoriod Rinne]