answer the question

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

the selective breeding of music to get shorter and shorter for tik tok has resulted in devastating negative long term health effects on the songs

what do you mean this album is 12 songs and only 24 minutes total it's not going to survive the winter

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!