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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

the selective breeding of music to get shorter and shorter for tik tok has resulted in devastating negative long term health effects on the songs

what do you mean this album is 12 songs and only 24 minutes total it's not going to survive the winter

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass