about moi 🔆

we have all heard of long haired older sanji

BUT HEAR mE OuT

SHORT HAIRED SANJI BSHSBSHBSNSDD

just imagine pixie cut sanji

photos from pinterest for reference:

like bro im just trying to wash my hands and all of a sudden i see my reflection.

no further elaboration, thank you for attending my TedTalk.

AND YOU KNOW WHY? its because when i was traumatized by episode 8 when caine my baby died, he reminded me a lot of doey when he died T-T

then i experienced writing block for the first time.

when that happened i would just look at my doc and keep staring until my brain got tired and gave me an actual thought.

it was smooth sailing at first when i posted the first chapter

BUT LIFE DIDNT LIKE ME HAVING A GOOD TIME SO IT DECIDED TO GIVE ME CLASSES

and now i take cooking and theatre classes because of my mum

IVE ONLY POSTED THREE FUCKING CHAPTERS LIKE OSHSNSHHDHEJENJDJE

but she didnt give me an explanation why she signed me up for those specifically only saying “it’ll help with that problem you have”

like i was reading some fanfic a month ago at 4 in the morning and i just suddenly went “i love how fanfics just like to hurt me for no reason at all”

i said that even though i knew full well that i chose to read it with the very intention of getting hurt.

i said that same line 48 times that morning reading fanfics with the same tag.

cough cough*deaddove:donoteat*cough cough cough

anyway shoutout to my sister who was beside me that promptly hugged and cuddles me and whispered in my ear “bro you’re so loud, can you shut up? thanks”

apparently i only found this out now when was hanging out on my friends bed just reading fanfic while she slept next to me.

it was really good and i loved it so much that i shook. a lot.

my friend now half-awake searching for her phone on my side with her eyes closed.

me: what’re you looking for bro?

her: my phone… its too fucking early for it to vibrate. what time is it??? she gets up and gets her phone whilst i just mind my business reading about a sad gay couple.

her: what the fuck it’s only six in the morning??? why the hell am i awake bruh

since she was awake she just decided to scroll through some article while our bodies were smushed together side by side

i reached a really angst part in the fic so i started getting excited. my friend then proceeded to lay down on my whole body like a stacking game back to back

me: …dude can you shift your weight more to my back and not my neck?

her: …bitch no

me: why the hell not?

her: because you were vibrating and you woke me up three hours earlier than my alarm

me: oh my bad babes

me: …

my brother hasn’t caught up yet, so i watch with him to guide him through tadc and he just automatically thinks im a lesbian now.

like he straight up saw my phone smiling at a picture of my very close friend who happens to be very attractive.

so he said “hey, i came out to you as gay as soon as i found out. just so you know, im not pressuring you or anything.”

it’s literally the best thing in the world, cuz why do I read ao3, or do absolutely anything a millennial wouldn’t understand, right beside them, and they even ask me about it?

talking to my sister about stuff is cool I guess but she actively reads and likes the same things I like, so when someone who’s willing to listen to me yap about anything they don’t know, I explode with infodump.

there is no filter, I could be talking about yaoi, yuri, why danny fucking phantom is annoying in ao3, or why I care that two characters finally started to call each other by there first names, so yes, everything.

when I was hanging out with a friend, we were watching some bl (hirano to kaguira) and my dad called so I put him on speaker. he asked me “what’re you watching? I hear anime.” so with no hesitation i said, “oh, we’re watching some yaoi.”