someBODY once told me

If I ever became unimaginably wealthy, my first act would be to purchase the rights to the Shrek franchise, including all associated media and ancillary intellectual properties, then immediately release the whole lot to the public domain. Not because I particularly enjoy Shrek as a character, but because such a popular character entering into the public domain would immediately become an omnipresent and inescapable cultural fixture, and it amuses me to imagine future anthropologists trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

I want you to imagine a world where Shrek is abruptly as ubiquitous in popular media as Sherlock Holmes or Dracula. Imagine what a world that would be.

A better one

Everyone take the time today to Thank the Ogrelord and wish him a Happy Birthday ☺️🎂

wake up america

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This is how Dan and Phil were made

Although I agree the ogre babies share a resemblance with Dan and Phil, I believe that the photos above must have been edited (even though the onceler and Shrek exist in the same canon universe, making the acquaintance possible, but unlikely); the claims made by the photos are untrue and it is borderline slanderous to assume that Dan and Phil could possibly be the offspring of Shrek.

me trying to hit a 5000 word count like

Shrek 2 was a good fucking movie

My body is shaking with a deep and profound envy. This is the single greatest garment to ever grace my eyes.

Lord Farquadd wears these exclusively

she wears short skirts i wear shrek merch

I had a dream this got 40,000 notes and I started crying

We are almost there guys keep going

do nOT