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In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Kendall Garretson announced Monday that she would like to become an 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor when she grows up.

Garretson, who turned 5 in May, developed an interest in becoming the powerful motor-driven vehicle during a recent trip to her grandfather’s farm. According to sources, the young kindergarten student made her decision based on a number of key factors, including her desire to have “big wheels,” make holes in the ground with “a digger,” and chase birds and butterflies through fields of sunflowers.

“I’m gonna be a tractor,” Garretson said. “Tractors are fun.”

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

experimental very very quick painting of tails for fun

no pain in experimenting

Stressing that it was never okay to criticize someone’s appearance, Ariana Grande fans reportedly took to social media Monday to slam body-shamers for pointing out that the singer was actively on fire. “One, she’s always been naturally flammable, and two, she’s asked people to stop talking about the fire multiple times,” said 29-year-old Emma Dunning, who vigorously defended Grande’s new look in a comments section online after photos from the Eternal Sunshine Tour showed the singer performing with a visible blaze consuming her from head to toe.