me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

And on the murderers phone it showed up as blue iMessage but hers was green smh

Shit me too

Who is she

Now this is how you sext

I CANT BREATHE

THIS

guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

this is literally the most accurate fucking post

Eventually they ALL become period panties

^ that is even more accurate^

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

holy hell