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Sorry for the inactivity I will be back as soon as I become a little less busy and have more downtime from my dumbass commitments

Ps I need a blowjob any willing females hit me up lmao (I’m kidding but not really)

#schoolisprison #school is hell #prison #school #sorry #apology #inactivity #death #big wanger

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Eu quero furar meu tubesteak em sua irmã

#sister #portuguese #language #tubesteak #porn #sexy

Since the etymology of the word condom is unclear I choose to believe Dr. Condom was the reason it was named

#condom #doctor #MD #medical doctor #condoms #invention #etymology

Getting invited to a barbecue and it turning out to be a kkk rally is always a fun Saturday

#kkk #ku klux klan #rally #racism #barbecue #meat #meet #white people #black people #saturday

Mullet is the haircut choice of the devil

#devil #haircut #mullets #hot #sexy #sexy devil #i didnt ask to be this sexy #i didnt ask for this #bathing in the sun

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Cascorosum ildevi vinki I wanna suck on your abnormal left pinky

#pinky #magic the gathering #magic #spells #genius #meme #joke #funny #haha #killme #kissme #daddy #fetish #pinky and the brain #abnormal

As a straight white male it is my birthright to be able to give you sexy Asian nuru massages

#awkward #nuru #nuru massage #straight #white #male #straight white males #bo burnham #butthole #butt rub #buttrub #get in there yeah yeah

De dónde eres mi amigovia

#friends with benefits #first moon landing #where you from #de donde eres #spanish #sex #language #hot #killer body #shark bait oo ha ha

Cotton Fresh

#suffering #me #math competiton #mathcompetiton #cats #dogs #loch ness monster

Single handedly won the battle of Troy and World War Two while playing the piano on a skateboard. Yep I am that cool

#scoot #world war two #world war 2 #world war #savior #god #jesus #piano #skateboard

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Would you like some coffee, mate. I’m not British or Australian so yes you can be ashamed of me for making that joke

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i hope you get MUGGED for this terrible joke

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Imma get mugged at a mugshots lmao

#mugshots #ghetto #fat black ass #mcdonalds #burger kind #fast food #mmmm #gayrights

Don’t you backsass me missy I will churn you into butter and put you on my fucking toast

#toast #backsass #bread #butter #churn #hot #vore #imlovingit #badabababa

Would you like some coffee, mate. I’m not British or Australian so yes you can be ashamed of me for making that joke

#coffee mate #coffee #mate #australia #britain #american #pun #wanttodie #suicidal thoughts #depression #refrigerator

If I can’t think of a joke I normally just make a sound as if I’m exploding. I don’t have that option here so kyaaa

#kya #mario #strong thighs #big leg #big boi #big booyt #social anxiety #awkward #awkwardness

Can’t wait to go to school and scare people by speaking Hebrew

#hebrew #ethnocentrism #language #fear #fear of language #fear of culture #cultural hatred #antisemitism

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Walked into a bar the other day then I cucked the bartender by just fucking some chick on the table

#cuck #bar #bartender #alcohol #chick #fuck #sex #mmm #sex on the table #table sex

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Cabbage-head mommies on my doorstep

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your posts disappoint me

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You’re just jealous you tabletop shrimp

#shrimp #fishing #murder #friendship #respond #thread #killaman #takehisshoes #art

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