short unicycle

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

I've got a dick made for posing as an Ancient Greek statue

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

Look it's funny that these games are making Nintendo so mad but if i can be real Palworld and Pickmon and all games like it look really fuckin annoying

Like i don't think ragebaiting nintendo is enough to justify your games' existence. You gotta give me something with an actual identity and substance or else you look exactly as bland as the things you're ironically imitating

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

call me the apple the way im in cider

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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