short unicycle

man fuck the outgroup

the first paragraph says "start embracing non american english" ????? im not saying english is evil im saying you should stop constantly using the american english words instead of the thousands of variations that came from different cultures learning and speaking english

the constable trifled in my affairs so I ambushed him and his associates with a pneumatic cannon packed with fentanyl. it was a flyby affair, facilitated by my marvelous clockwork flying machine

That vast image of the spiritus mundi got me slouching towards Bethlehem to widen her fuckin' gyre. I'm full of passionate intensity and lookin' to loose a blood-dimmed tide. Just checked with the falcon; he can't hear that I am him.

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

Love the whole "ew this beer tastes like piss!" as an experienced piss drinker. Excitedly taking a sip of the beer just to sadly say "no, it just tastes like cheap beer"

My mother is dying in front of your eyes, and you choose to ignore her. Every minute brings her closer to death. She needs urgent treatment now, not later. This is not a post for sympathy or scrolling past.

(checking out a historical event) is this the tragedy or the farce

*jacob geller voice* the thing about sucking dick is you labor, and labor, and labor way. suck after suck after suck you work your jaw until…… bliss….. the taste of salt. the very foundation of civilization! the thing long fallen empires have gone to war for control over. the thing countless poems have been written about for maleuiums….why did the author choose this as your reward….for sucking dick?