Beast Council

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

I miss my fucking something so bad

Ok I finished my bojangles chicken sandwich i would like to smoke bong resin and get my dick sucked now

no man you’re just trying to get me drunk so that i give you my divine powers

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

The thing is, writing is not just putting the Character in a situation. It's also putting myself, the writer, in a situation (having to write)

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

Anyone that “feels good” is brain damaged. Or it’s a dog whistle for I’m evil I’m in the league of evil

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

i keep waking up in my bed which is crazy cuz i swear i died last nightr