Beast Council

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

muttering "it's not that deep..." over and over to myself while staring at a Rothko with clenched fists and tears streaming down my cheeks

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

im so glad romance is only real for tv shows. If people were doing that in real life it would be fucking crazy

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

lets play putting cigarettes out on each other

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

the polite and considerate sadist

I have GOT to stop spending $30

hello i am a stranger here are my thoughts on bullshit. now you're mad. beautiful world

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit