awoooo

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

whats the deal with weed making you horny and making sex amazing and also making you want to eat until your stomach hurts. feedist ass drug

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

Scheduled reminder to stop dating men.

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

nothing as fuck nice bunny bonday

imagine ur at the pub trying to watch the football and theres this gay bitch wailing at wembley echoing throughout the whole city

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.