This looks bad.

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

His fucking face 😭

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

If I was interviewing Louis de pointe du lac I would ask him nice questions like what's your favorite color and are you enjoying the weather this summer I would not make him cry and ruin his marriage like Daniel

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

you didn't even need to be busy tbh

i skink therefore i scram...!