biscuit enthusiast

i llove this im shaking like a small dog

white girls hunting me in packs

ive got nothing new to say i should be shot

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

My girl an army general and my privates are standing at attention

Yeah that's the one time to hit the showers boys

home is really just a crafting table next to a furnace and a bed

old people are right. about werthers originals

she babel on my tower till I ἐπιούσιον

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

I just want to get dicked down again =/