Ceph

happy pride, btw 🏳️‍🌈 don’t forget to piss in a really gay way this month or something idk

by the way im soo normal and can be trusted around you while youre having a public sneezing fit i will absolutely be able to refrain from making little comments that make the situation even more embarrassing i can certainly be trusted not to set you off again while youre still sensitive so like dont even worry about it

"bless y- bless you! aw poor thing, do you need tissues? yeah you do. youre so sneezy today. are you getting sick? are you sure? you sound like youre getting stuffed up. dont sniffle, youll make it worse. oh hi yes dont worry theyre just a little under the weather. yes you are. they always sneeze a lot when theyre starting to get sick. then again i guess you are pretty sensitive in general huh? is something in here setting you off? well there must be something. people dont just sneeze like that when nothings wrong, not even you." <- example of things i definitely wont say to humiliate you in front of concerned strangers

it’s really cute to look at a trans girl’s face after you pin her to the ground.

I'​m not even that into penis but tented skirts are literally so cute

I feel a bit bad that ppl have to reblog this post to share the truth of tented skirts cuz the first part about me not being very into penis is a purely personal thing so shoutouts everyone who's very into penis and tented skirts

what if you sat in my lap and we made out all sloppy and you needed to pee really badly and I started jerking you off to help you distract yourself but you couldn't hold it and kept letting out little spurts of piss all over my hand and made everything even wetter and both of us hornier

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

no bondage tickling with a willing lee and only indulging them with tickles so long as they can keep their arms above their head, and/or their toes spread, their legs apart, ect ect just leaving their sensitive spots exposed

shorter

Just saw a skit where the initial joke was saying "good girl" instead of "bless you" after somebody sneezes, and, uh ... yeah, that'll do it for me for tonight

Every girl has a secret bonus g-spot you can find by pushing down on her bladder

last night teased my gf and pressed her full bladder until she came without permission, and when i felt it dripping on my leg i asked awww what happened sweetheart? and she whimpered 'i had an accident'. and my boner. has been throbbing ever since