Ceph

i think . it would be nice if a pretty girl took advantage of how helplessly sneezy i get … i just need so much more help with everything when all my time is spent sneezing and blowing my nose ..

Anytime a girl mentions needing to pee it is imperative that you press on her bladder, hard.

EXPLAIN to me how foot worship isn’t supposed to tickle. Is everyone a demon.

it's "tickle a girl until she pisses herself" thursday

it's "tickle a girl until she pisses herself" thursday

it's "tickle a girl until she pisses herself" thursday

it's "tickle a girl until she pisses herself" thursday

it's "tickle a girl until she pisses herself" thursday

Shouldn’t be holding instead of sleeping but the caffeine wasn’t gonna drink itself before it started to taste flat and I would hate to just waste a perfectly fillable bladder

the scared pervert wants to ask you to hold her hand, but she's stuttering so bad she can't get the question out

happy pride, btw 🏳️‍🌈 don’t forget to piss in a really gay way this month or something idk

by the way im soo normal and can be trusted around you while youre having a public sneezing fit i will absolutely be able to refrain from making little comments that make the situation even more embarrassing i can certainly be trusted not to set you off again while youre still sensitive so like dont even worry about it

"bless y- bless you! aw poor thing, do you need tissues? yeah you do. youre so sneezy today. are you getting sick? are you sure? you sound like youre getting stuffed up. dont sniffle, youll make it worse. oh hi yes dont worry theyre just a little under the weather. yes you are. they always sneeze a lot when theyre starting to get sick. then again i guess you are pretty sensitive in general huh? is something in here setting you off? well there must be something. people dont just sneeze like that when nothings wrong, not even you." <- example of things i definitely wont say to humiliate you in front of concerned strangers