One false move

terfs b like You Will Never Look Like This

we fucked up

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

ladies and slenderman

for my cereal

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

somewhat virgin olive oil

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"