level 20 scissor paladin

my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately

“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste

You know i dont get homoerotically pinned to the wall nearly enough

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

oh your most controversial opinion is that pineapple goes on pizza? should we tell michael scott from the office? maybe joey from friends?

Arrrgh I already complained about it but man. Fucking hate how weird people are when it comes to sexuality in art. "Ohhh this only exists because the writer was horny it can't possibly have anything deep to say" fucking imagine if we applied it to other emotions. Sorry Antigones can't possibly be about anything meaningful the writer was clearly just sad. Hamlet isn't a good or interesting play actually it was just Shakespeare being angry.