Suh Dudes.

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Because I was talking about the Winter Soldier to my mom and she said, “Ah–Binky Barnes.”

Ana: The grandmom we all want but don’t have

Bastion: Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

D.Va: Basically Evangelion

Hanzo: Jason Momoa

Genji: Cyborg Jason Momoa

Junkrat: Jared Leto’s Joker, but with fire

Lucio: GoGo and Wasabi from Big Hero 6′s kid

Soldier 76: Clint Eastwood

McCree: Young Clint Eastwood

Mei: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Mercy: She could kick your ass and look good doing it

Pharah: Egyptian Samus

Reaper: Both the emo and gay cousin

Reinhardt: If Thor and Hulk had a kid

Roadhog: Probably who started the plot of Mad Max

Symmetra: Team Mystic recruiter, basically

Torbjorn: The old peg-leg guy from How to Train Your Dragon

Tracer: Australian lesbian, could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls

Widowmaker: French bisexual, looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you (probably needs a hug, tho)

Zarya: Russian lesbian, could kill you with her pinkie toe

Winston: Harambe that shoots back