❀Stay Lit, Pony Boy❀

Just caught myself thinking “wow there must be like no ships in this fandom because they’re all siblings” and then I remembered 

People are tagging this post with all kinds of different fandoms but what really gives me whiplash is that MULTIPLE people have tagged this as “teenage mutant ninja turtles” 

what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?

Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

Me on antidepressants

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

Ancient Greek here 😂

I had both.

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.