The best thing about dating a person with they/them pronouns?
All they say about you, sounds way more universal.
For example:
They say I am the funniest person ever!

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The best thing about dating a person with they/them pronouns?
All they say about you, sounds way more universal.
For example:
They say I am the funniest person ever!

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Person A: "I don't hate you. It's just that you piss me off on such an innate and intrinsic level that I don't really know what to do with you."
Person B: "That sounds a lot like hate."
Person A: "I have the urge to punch you in the face whenever I see you, yes, but I would still like to see you."
hey. hey dont cry. there are literally seals
eva stratt really said "trolley problem what trolley 'problem', all i see are tracks and a very clear solution" and for that i stan

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This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be
excuse me regina but you should be parallel parking in this situation
look how far out from the curb she ends up
also, why is her head so close to the roof of that car? Is she sitting on a phone book??
The day after the curse she woke up in Maine and spent the next 30 years never learning to parallel park.
Who would ticket her? She probably double parks all the time. And parks behind people she doesn’t like to box them in.
lol I'm watching 2x07 now, and David gets a call that somebody left their car double parked in front of the cannery, and immediately I was like, "it was probably fuckin Regina" 🤣🤣🤣
It's canon now... Regina is objectively bad at parking, but also frequently parks with malicious intent.
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I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP
I went to Disneyland Paris this week and all I could think about is, that Emma chose this Dude over Regina

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Viva la Swan Queen!
#both of them would relive the worst part of their lives if that’s what it took to have their son #badass magical moms who love their child more than anything
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Sharing some random health tips
Since I spend my time advising friends and family about health stuff, I've decided I'd compile a bunch of random tricks I've gathered growing up with an ER doctor mom and working as a paramedic myself, so here I go:
(and remember this does NOT concern any emergency situations, just some every day tips)
. Headache?
The holy trinity: caffeine, orgasm, putting your feet in warm water. If you can do the three of it at the same time you're golden.
. Stomachache?
Massage your stomach counterclockwise, applying some gentle pressure, then massage downward towards your pelvis. It'll help with indigestion and gas.
. Don't want to throw up?
Hum, it'll suppress your gag reflex. Also close your fist tightly around your thumb.
. Need to throw up?
Big glass of water with salt in it. Chug it. It's gonna be a very bad time but you WILL get it out
. Lightheaded ?
Feet up against the wall (will only work if it's from low BP)
. Heart beating too fast?
Shallow breaths in, deep and long breaths out. If that doesn't work quick enough, take a long inhale through your nose then another one through your mouth ON TOP OF IT (your lungs need to fucking hurt) then force a big ass sigh out= heart rate down super fast.
. Random over the counter medication short hand:
Paracetamol: best for fevers, muscle aches, stomachaches
Ibuprofen: best for headaches, period pains, fevers
Vogalen (Or other metopimazine based medication) : Nausea exclusively
Spasfon (Or other Phloroglucinol/Trimethylphloroglucinol based medication): stomachache, period pains
Lysopain (Or other ambroxol based medication): sore throats
Smecta (Or other diosmectite based medication): Diarrhea exclusively
Doxylamine: sleep aid
RESPECT THE POSOLOGY ON ALL OF THESE
Remember this will NOT replace medical advice, just some tips I thought could be useful for anyone who needs it !!! Consult a medical professional if you ever have any doubts about your health

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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
#ok who invited regina
apparently the firstborn did….
reblogging again. REBLOGGING AGAIN
I rarely reblog things, but cOME ON THIS IS GENIUS.
I will reblog this until I’m dead