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do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

Regina: Did you tell anyone we're dating? Emma: Yes, Regina, I have no self-control and told the entire town we're dating. Regina: Okay, no need for sarcasm. Emma: No, seriously, I have no control and I told everyone we're dating.

Reblog and put in the tags the book that is physically nearest to you at this moment.