A little bird told me today was your birthday!
I brought you a little something...
Please don't turn this into a whole deal, I like to keep things lowkey.
Another year older! What do you plan on doing to celebrate?
All I want is to be alone with a glass of whisky and stew in my misery, is that too much to ask?
Come on, we should go out and celebrate! Getting old is cause for such an occasion!
What's your favorite dessert? I can pick something up from the bakery.
Today is all about me, so you'd better acquiesce to my every whim!
I fully plan on getting wasted tonight, so you're my DD.
(cake flavor) is my favorite flavor! How did you know?
Oh my god, you got (present)! I've been wanting one for forever!
[Smash] - Sender smashes receiver's head into their birthday cake.
[Candle] - Sender helps receiver blow out their candles.
[Cocktail] - Sender buys receiver a fruity drink.
[Drunk] - Sender and receiver get drunk to celebrate.
[Outfit] - Sender and receiver go shopping for a special outfit.
[Surprise] - Sender surprises receiver with a party.
[Scavenger] - A scavenger hunt is planned for receiver to find their present.
[Photo] - Sender shows receiver a (embarrassing or not) photo of themselves on a previous birthday.
[Club] - Sender and receiver go out to a club.
[Trip] - Sender surprises receiver with a birthday vacation.