dialogue prompts from waitress (2007).
i do stupid things when i drink. like sleep with my husband.
maybe ____ never even has to know.
you don't look happy to see me.
it's been a long time since you called me ____.
maybe you could like and trust me, too.
listen to my horoscope before you skedaddle away.
i don't have ones i love, just ones i live with.
you are the queen of kindness and goodness.
i have no idea what men like.
you want to hear something else kind of funny?
i know it was a compliment. that's why i'm uncomfortable.
you're blushing. sorry, i shouldn't have said that.
i feel about as sexy as a tree stump.
i love my mother. what else do you need to know about me?
i think you're nothing but a crazy little freak, and i wish you would go away and die.
how come you can't say one nice thing, ever?
i came in early to see you.
i have no response to that.
whatever it is i do, i will not do it anymore.
your lipstick is all smudged, like somebody gave you a good one.
i don't believe for one second that you're as mean as you play.
i am going to pretend that you are not saying this.
maybe ____ smothered all the affection out of me, i don't know.
many of the people i've met were not worth meeting.
all my life, the only thing i wanna do is run away.
wait. not with the door open.
i'm not fit to teach nobody nothing.
i'm fine. just fine. you know, knocked up and everything.
i don't care. do i have to do it?
you probably shouldn't be with somebody just because nobody else wants you.
i'm in no position to judge nobody. neither are you.
you're not such a bad guy, maybe.
could solve all the problems of the world, that pie.
i don't care if it's not a well-balanced meal. just bring me the pie.
maybe anyone you stay married to for 15 years starts to seem awful.
don't get all nervous and sweet.
i don't expect much, give much, get much. i generally enjoy whatever comes up.
listen, i love you no matter what you do.
i love having someone to look pretty for.
your bosoms are fine. there ain't nothing wrong with them. it's all in your head.
you look awful. i mean, you look sad.
i don't want you to save me. i don't want to be saved.
i thought maybe you could teach me how to _______.
i hope one day somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight, and that's all they do.
i want to know what the hell you're doing here.
are you happy with _____?
i'm happy right now. being here with you.
i was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone.
i've never had a real best friend before. you feel like a real best friend.
i am, from now on, whoever you need me to be.
this reminds me of my third wedding.
don't be stupid. you won't die.
if i'd ever met someone like you, my whole life would have been different.
you don't even know what you are, deep inside.
my whole life, i spent lost. if a sign said 'go this way', i'd go the other way, time after time after time.
listen to me: this life will kill you. make the right choice. start fresh. it's never too late.
i wish i could stop everything and run away with you.
get dressed. meet me in the car. i'll be there in ten minutes.
nobody ever tells you beforehand how ridiculously hard it's gonna be.
i want lots and lots of drugs. i want the maximum legal amount of drugs.
i don't love you. i haven't loved you for years.
i want you the hell out of my life.
if you ever come within six yards of me, i will flatten your sorry ass, and i will enjoy doing it.
you're probably the only person alive who likes _____.
i know what you're thinking. no, i don't. that's a lie.