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heavensghost

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

catsi

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

maxknightley

yeah and it kicks ass

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

“everyone knows those quiet girls. the ones who never say anything at school unless a teacher makes them. the ones who you see every day but don’t know what they sound like when they laugh. lindsey is not one of those girls, but the teacher wishes she was.”

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

“lindsey was always loud, especially when she was being kind. she didn’t smile at people to make them happier, she screamed all the reasons they shouldn’t be sad. it was hard not to listen.”

i can’t wait to read this book tbh

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

thanks for all the love!!

the story is part one in a series she’s gonna write called “the 23 islands” and it’s about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like..... nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and it’s about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because it’s dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they don’t find it tho because each book is a different island

cipheramnesia

These are all amazing.

idkhowbutimgayer

I love this

sketching-conclusions

Put me on the waitlist to read “the 23 islands” when it comes out.

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ihatecispeople

lmäöööö

ihatecispeople

american accented dinner guest: mm, oh my god. that was incredible

stereotypical swedish accented host 1: oh, stop it, you’re too kind

guest: the mushrooms. de-licious

host 1: actually, we picked them ourselves.

guest: oh really?

host 1: yeah, yeah

american: where?

the music falls silent as do the people. a person chokes on their drink. everyone but the guest stare blankly into their food.

guest: i’m sorry did I say something inappropriate?

host 1: oh no, it’s nothing, it’s nothing

host 2: don’t worry about it, yeah, don’t worry

guest: ah okay, thank god, yeah no i was just wondering where you picked the mushrooms

the party falls silent again

host 2: han var jävligt nyfiken, var han [somebody’s being fucking nosy]

guest: i don’t understand, what’s going on? have i said something inappropriate? i’m just wondering if you have a “spot” like where you pick your mushrooms, like your “mushroom spot”?

host 1, throws utensils down, raises voice and stands up: okay now you’re crossing the line, now you have- nu får du- i have to ask you to leave, please

guest: guys, i–

aneternalfangirl

Why is it inappropriate?

ihatecispeople

good mushroom spots are so few and far between. if too many people know of it, someone else will get to it before you do! finding a good spot is kept as a secret within a family so that you can ensure you manage to get some tasty chantarelles during mushroom season :) ASKING for someone’s spots is a social faux pas because you’re asking them to give up their mushrooms for you. lots of people in sweden take mushroom season really seriously!!!

capriciousarsonist

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

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bombaynights-deactivated2019111

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

mothmandibles

Buncha requests of abnormalities i got <3

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kittydoesthings

Nugget curled up into a heart when I took her out to meet my grandma today

#snake

cronchlord

Eeyyy! I made a commissions page finally!!! Dm me here or over @ cronchlord on twitter (i’ll be more likely to see it there as I dont get as many notifications over there) and we can discuss things out!!

#cronch art #cronch commissions #y'all better not sleep on this

cronchlord

Experimental little thing for a man I am becoming g attached tok

#cronch art #hollow knight

cronchlord

Some little hollowknight doodles, I still havnt played through the whole game but NDNFMFN

#cronch art #hollow knight #the gang's all here

animalyears

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

boimgfrog

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

animalyears

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

boimgfrog

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

animalyears

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*

boimgfrog

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

animalyears

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

teslacoils-and-hubris

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

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Crow

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#keke

saejima

fuck it. banana eel friday

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