Legacy of Kain Shitposts (Ribbed for Her Pleasure)

Rahab: Nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid.

Raziel: You really shouldn’t let everyone know your full name, it’s not safe.

Turel: Smelborp for president.

Raziel: I’m a knife.

Vorador - Extremely bisexual. Is great in bed and (as long as he’s the one in control) enjoys giving more than receiving. Also, the only kink he DOESN’T have is hair pulling.

Kain - Has been with a man at least once, didn’t find the experience disgusting or appalling, in fact he enjoyed it. Usually puts his own pleasure before his partner’s, though.

Janos - Demisexual and enjoys sex with anyone, although he needs to have a deep emotional connection to them first.

Raziel - I think he falls in the asexual spectrum. He enjoys touching his own body, but sex with other people doesn’t really interest him.

Umah - PANSEXUAL QUEEN. Submissive and (only occasionally) dominatrix. Deeply into BDSM, she lives for the cuddles.

Turel - Is still struggling to figure his sexuality out, but is pretty sure he’s bisexual and aromantic. He’s surprisingly loud in bed.

Dumah - Non-binary, he becomes attracted to people only when they are attracted to him. He’s sweet and considerate and always afraid he’ll hurt his beloved when touching them, due to his immense strength.

Rahab - Genderfluid and gay. Very gay. King of flirting. Loves being on top and being the little spoon, he will spoil his beloved rotten.

Zephon - He doesn’t like labels, he feels none of them fits him perfectly. He prefers the company of women, but as he also thinks, ‘As long as they’re willing, they’ll do’. Isn’t great at relationships.

Melchiah - Trans and believes he’s demisexual. He’s the absolute king of body positivity, he will slaughter anyone who makes his beloved/his friends feel bad about their bodies. His clan offers the best transitioning surgeries.