Legacy of Incorrect Quotes

Mortanius, about Kain: Autism be damned, that boy can murder.

Kain: When I was a tiny baby, Nupraptor put a curse on me to eat chips.

Raziel: You're about to surpass my medication's abilities.

Raziel: I went to confession and the priest kept saying "cringe" under his breath.

Raziel: I need to find my birth certificate, because people seem to think I was born yesterday.

Rahab: Never krill yourself.

Mortanius: Through autism and necromancy, anything is possible.

Melchiah: I don't get mad at people anymore because I know they're going to die anyways.

Zephon: I got chased down a dark alley by an ant

Moebius: You can burn all the incense you want. I'll still be back.

Raziel: If you see something fly by your window today, it was probably me. This wind is ridiculous.

Kain: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this empire apart.