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“I need to train my fucking dog to do chores. Can’t just be living out here for free.” — Chef Mario, Maketto

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“Who let their dirty child put their hands all over the glass? And don’t you dare imply it was my sweet adorable baby girl” — Chef Dan

vainvina

Gonna miss the Curd Nerd so I made him hold my hand while he was talking to a lady about calves liver

The Thinker Lar

Every time I look at Chef Dan, he looks into my soul. I freeze up.

Prince, barista

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you’re going to miss me when i’m gone

Nagging works, y’all

We should walk around construction sites eating cotton candy and freak out all the construction workers.

Chef Larry

dina314

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I can’t do raw oysters. It’s like eating boogers that come out of a rock

Chef Josh Jarvis (who would also like to say he can’t take credit, it’s from a comedian)

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Let JibJab put the birthday person and friends in da club when you cast 5 in 50 Cent's classic hip-hop hit!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARRY! (card by the Curd Nerd)

Chef Larry got a new phone case

I will never not laugh at this

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