Shit I Learned - things you pick up on the way

Louisa P, Prague, November 2012. I asked her how old she thought our barrel-chested barman might have been.

More ning-nongs...including yours truly. xx

Did I mention that our mob won the whole thing yesterday? Muchos cerveza.

Doesn't Kenny look stoked to get the top job at Port? Don't worry, mate, there's some good news too...you have to have all your teeth removed and a third eye inserted in your forehead. You choose where.

Bill Clinton, National Democratic Convention, 2012.

Anyway, got me thinking, what other AFL player promos would be a nice fit?

Watching Lley-Lley playing at the Olympics. Amusing how different it is from Wimbledon. Crappy camera angles, ball boys and girls who look they were only told what to do at the beginning of the match.

Wandering along in Co. Down. 'So, whereya from?' says rotund Oirish ma'am. 'New Zealand,' replies mother-in-law. 'OOOH,' she says, excitedly, 'oive got a cousin down there. Don't ask me where he is. South Africa, oi think.'

Nom, nom...geeky goodness.

Have these two been going to the same hairdresser?

It's Blighty, alrighty! Stunning.

When the UK let's Spring through the door, it is hard to beat.

I got a very informative email today from someone I didn't even know. Must be one of those good samaritan types. Anyway, it told me all about creams to increase the size of my member. Unfortunately, I misread it at first and thought it helped you to 'remember'. Rubbed some behind my ears and now I look like Mickey Mouse. Can hear a pin drop in Swindon. For all the good it's done, I should have shoved it down my pants.

I have become the father of a teenager! Wooster, please bring me my zimmer-frame. And give the old cholostomy a bit of a rinse, willya?

Baroness Thatcher had cave paintings of Genghis Khan.