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bashed a wizards head in my car door until he teleported into ym ass

i think......... ill do it again

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Co-worker asked why I was Googling "resonance cascade" so I broke into his house while he was sleeping and used my ray gun to shrink his fucking feet

You're too late

I have already depicted you as the whiny teenager with a saviour complex who inherited his mech

And myself as the smug mercenary who lost all memory of their moral code and oath's sworn long ago, and who now pilots only for the love of the game. Who has issues with fine motor function due to their brain beginning to recognize their mech as their true body

#Battle hymn of the mechwarrior #mecha #mechs #mechwarrior #battletech

lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

cungadero

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

thrice-the-nobling

prev's tags are too good not to save

shithammer

LESS THAN A SCALLAWAG

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My bones ach. I shall fiercely indulge in hedonism most acute. Instead of do yoga

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

piduai

shithammer

This is Sofia "golden hand", she is called that because only she has strong enough to wield the Gunden Kamuy

ambafaerie

Golden Kamuy x South Park Opening edit.

mothyr

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

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ashstfu

2026 !!!!!!!!!!!

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LITTLE DOOHICKEY I'VE BEEN COOKING UP IN THE LABS XOXO I AM SAFE AND WARM AND DO NOT NEED HELP

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I was fighting my evil shadow self and I whipped my cock out, assuming it was bigger because I'm The Hero, but then he just jumped on it and looked down at me like Dark Link in Ocarina of Time.

#sex #dark link #legend of zelda

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Rival Tech, Invasive "Species" (May 2024)

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me when it rains

melodiusfaux

You turn an absolutely stunning pink and your branches are gorgeous

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