Shiroten

@isuggestrevolution

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

imagine being the poor bank employee that had to write this 😂 like was it assigned to them or did they go hey maybe instead of resigning ourselves to repeatedly wasting time investigating this shit we should just? ask them to stop? has anyone tried telling them they NEED TO STOP

Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.