輝 く ☆

I love sleep, but always procrastinate sleeping.

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!” *grunt of agreement* “mew!” *grunt of agreement* *kitten climbs on top of man’s head* “mew!” *grunt of agreement*

The kind of quality content I need on my dash :D

Hehehe kitty kitty

So soft and cute and good :D

Probably reblogged before. Don’t care, still cute.

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

@scarletkurapika

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.