just finished reading two towers for the first time and goddamn
y'all weren't kidding about the homoerotic subtext between Sam and frodo
like atp it's not even subtext theyre practically fucking on the page

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just finished reading two towers for the first time and goddamn
y'all weren't kidding about the homoerotic subtext between Sam and frodo
like atp it's not even subtext theyre practically fucking on the page

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love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok πβ¨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

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Iβm gonna propose βI guess you havenβt read the silmarillion then :/β as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if itβs not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
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the only bad thing you can say abt the lotr movies is that they dont have tom bombadil. [boredly reading ad copy] but now thanks to DisNetflHboPrime+Extra and the guys that brought you stranger things, Bombadilβ’οΈ will be an 8 episode, 16hr limited miniseries premiering only on Poob. the hilarious action fantasy adventure prequel to the lord of the rings follows zendaya as galadriel, Bill skarsgard as gandalf, dave bautista as Orc Dave, and of course, chris evans as bouncing Tom Bombadil himself. score by reznor & ross with special appearances by natasha lyone, taylor swift, and ed sheeran (from the game of thrones cinematic universe) and 2 million dollar budget per episode critics are raving "its fine" and "theres some good stuff in there i guess" poob subscriptions start at 39.99/wk
You joke, but Steven Colbert is writing a Lord of the Rings sequel that will include Tom Bombadil right now
Does he know that he really doesnβt have to?
the fellowship π±πβπ«
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donβt leave me here. donβt go where I canβt follow. what the fuck.
Frodo
Ian McKellen as Gandalf THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 β dir. Peter Jackson
if legolas and aragorn were already friends I bet the whole time the three hunters were together the two of them were cackling to each other over nonsense inside jokes as they ran, and you can faintly hear gimliβs outrage from about 100 feet behind them
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Get some of my samfro edits I posted on my tiktok and almost forgot to show you (I know I have sinned)
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