yanfei’s gf

Kyo: Here, take my jacket.

Machi: I’m cold too.

Rin: How is that possible?

Yanfei: Well. With the combined effort of tracking your dna prints from the crime scenes and eyewitness accounts, we -

>> includes- childe, bennett, hu tao, xiao, venti, yanfei, fischl, rosaria, jean

>> CW- weed, depression, skipping class, neglect, insomnia

𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙚-

is the guy who sells weed at lunch,, but is actually scamming.

has really bad handwriting-

people sometimes wonder how he has so much mora before realizing they got scammed.

“1 gram=75 mora!!!!!”

asks people for hugs and is sad when they say no

will cheat on tests with zero shame.

skips zooms and blames it on wifi

𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩-

is the main guy who got scammed.

thought it was candy-

doesnt shower before/after gym

his gym uniform actually was eaten by his dog

teachers misgrade his tests all the time

got in trouble when kaeya cheated off of him in class

zoom disconnects all. the. time.

𝙝𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙤-

i feel like her home life would be pretty bad in a modern au tbh??

she would develop depression, but use pranking as a coping mechanism.

probably annoys people for attention after being neglected at home which is depressing

type of girl who reminds the teacher that there was homework

shamelessly watches anime with her mic on and camera off in zoom

uses the alt+f4 trick on teachers and feels bad when it works (if the teacher is nice)

(huxiao bonus !!) is the discord kitten to the depressed mod xiao/hj

shops at hot topic

𝙭𝙞𝙖𝙤-

makes depressed bart snapchats and gets mad when people call him out

(huxiao!!) unironically had a phase where he called hu tao his “kitten”

mcr obsession.

skips class yet gets perfect grades on tests and hw

doesnt realize his mic is unmuted when he’s playing call of duty and yells “MOM SHUT UP!!!!!!!” in zoom

actually pretty tech savvy for some reason.

gets flustered by hu tao giving pda

is forced to shop at places that arent hot topic by zhongli

𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞-

thinks he’s good at choir but is terrible.

(venlumi hehe) sings songs about lumine and is upset when she gets embarrassed

tried to start a band with xiao and hu tao,, it crashed and burned.

actually has pretty bad depression, also has bad grades.

has an addiction to mothermother

shops at spencers

drinks away his problems even tho he’s underage

keeps his camera and mic on during zoom

𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙞-

decent grades.

attempts to impress hu tao (and fails)

has memorized the entire dictionary

got 2$ off of rapping in middle school

has a coffee addiction

bonks herself when getting in trouble for talking too much-

shops at forever21 and aliexpress

steals money from childe

threatens to sue the teacher if they ask her to keep her camera on

𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙡-

h o o b o y .

only shops at hot topic and spencers.

wears cat ears

probably makes money off of being a discord kitten.

junko poses, left and right !!

tiktok addict.

really bad insomnia i think

wears oversized sweaters and thigh highs

emo. emo. emo. emo.

still has chuunibyou

accidentally unmutes while watching anime in class

𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖-

really likes black coffee and monster

i feel like she would wear fishnets+thigh highs+ waist skirts

purposefully breaks dresscode

pretty good grades

skips class a lot, while chilling on the roof (canon actually-)

religious family but rebels/isn’t religious

chokers chokers chokers chokers

shops on amazon and at hot topic

keeps her camera and mic off during zoom

probably sleeping

𝙟𝙚𝙖𝙣-

has everyone in her class and is done with this shit.

pumpkin spice latte addiction

cries when it leaves

forces everyone to have their camera on