𝐡𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐨 🌺🎋

i thought this would be funny so here

(warning: dirty jokes!!!)

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walnut: hihihihihihihi

yaksha: ?? what do you want im busy

walnut: HELP YOUR STATUS

yaksha: ...?

walnut: @everyone XIAO IS LISTENING TO MCR

yaksha: WAIT IT SHOWS??

walnut: YES????

yaksha: SHIT

venti latte: HHAHAHHSAHASHAA XIAO IS EMO

rosaria: Tbh i thought it was already obvious but this makes it even better

Raiden Shogun: I have no words. Like I genuinely have no words.

yaksha: IM NOT EMO

rosaria: Mhm. sure.

yaksha: i hate you all

walnut: ilyt

milk lover: what's senran kagura???

teyvat's errand boy: OH NO

yaksha: SHIT

venti latte: HELP

rosaria: ...

walnut: WHY IS XIAO PLAYING SENRAN HELP

Raiden Shogun: oh my god

walnut: ZHONGLI SAY IT NOW

Zhongli: Okay-

Zhongli: Are you winning, son?

yaksha: oh my fucking god

venti latte: HAHSAHHAAHAHA

walnut: THIS IS PERFECT HELP

walnut: xiao yk if youre having problems with that stuff im always here

yaksha: ...did you really just say that? oh my barbatos i hate you so much

venti latte: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yaksha: .

venti latte: im hurt :(

yaksha: haha

wine-hater: Haha suffer lmao

venti latte: this is why your dad died

rosaria: HAHAHAHSAHASA

walnut: HELP

notes- updated after every post!

a masterlist for all my works <3 <3

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> KAZUHA KAEDEHARA

kazuha/idol reader (afab/nsfw)-

https://bit.ly/3wI6Dv2

> HU TAO

PDA headcanons-

https://bit.ly/3iLnZDc

moodboard-

https://bit.ly/3zD05Qk

icons-

https://bit.ly/3gGoknW

> MULTI

half full or half empty headcanons-

(zhongli, xiao, hu tao, yanfei, keqing)

https://bit.ly/3gLDCYu

high school modern headcanons-

(childe, bennett, hu tao, xiao, venti, yanfei, fischl, rosaria, jean)

https://bit.ly/3gFIzSR

>> includes- childe, bennett, hu tao, xiao, venti, yanfei, fischl, rosaria, jean

>> CW- weed, depression, skipping class, neglect, insomnia

𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙚-

is the guy who sells weed at lunch,, but is actually scamming.

has really bad handwriting-

people sometimes wonder how he has so much mora before realizing they got scammed.

“1 gram=75 mora!!!!!”

asks people for hugs and is sad when they say no

will cheat on tests with zero shame.

skips zooms and blames it on wifi

𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩-

is the main guy who got scammed.

thought it was candy-

doesnt shower before/after gym

his gym uniform actually was eaten by his dog

teachers misgrade his tests all the time

got in trouble when kaeya cheated off of him in class

zoom disconnects all. the. time.

𝙝𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙤-

i feel like her home life would be pretty bad in a modern au tbh??

she would develop depression, but use pranking as a coping mechanism.

probably annoys people for attention after being neglected at home which is depressing

type of girl who reminds the teacher that there was homework

shamelessly watches anime with her mic on and camera off in zoom

uses the alt+f4 trick on teachers and feels bad when it works (if the teacher is nice)

(huxiao bonus !!) is the discord kitten to the depressed mod xiao/hj

shops at hot topic

𝙭𝙞𝙖𝙤-

makes depressed bart snapchats and gets mad when people call him out

(huxiao!!) unironically had a phase where he called hu tao his “kitten”

mcr obsession.

skips class yet gets perfect grades on tests and hw

doesnt realize his mic is unmuted when he’s playing call of duty and yells “MOM SHUT UP!!!!!!!” in zoom

actually pretty tech savvy for some reason.

gets flustered by hu tao giving pda

is forced to shop at places that arent hot topic by zhongli

𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞-

thinks he’s good at choir but is terrible.

(venlumi hehe) sings songs about lumine and is upset when she gets embarrassed

tried to start a band with xiao and hu tao,, it crashed and burned.

actually has pretty bad depression, also has bad grades.

has an addiction to mothermother

shops at spencers

drinks away his problems even tho he’s underage

keeps his camera and mic on during zoom

𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙞-

decent grades.

attempts to impress hu tao (and fails)

has memorized the entire dictionary

got 2$ off of rapping in middle school

has a coffee addiction

bonks herself when getting in trouble for talking too much-

shops at forever21 and aliexpress

steals money from childe

threatens to sue the teacher if they ask her to keep her camera on

𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙡-

h o o b o y .

only shops at hot topic and spencers.

wears cat ears

probably makes money off of being a discord kitten.

junko poses, left and right !!

tiktok addict.

really bad insomnia i think

wears oversized sweaters and thigh highs

emo. emo. emo. emo.

still has chuunibyou

accidentally unmutes while watching anime in class

𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖-

really likes black coffee and monster

i feel like she would wear fishnets+thigh highs+ waist skirts

purposefully breaks dresscode

pretty good grades

skips class a lot, while chilling on the roof (canon actually-)

religious family but rebels/isn’t religious

chokers chokers chokers chokers

shops on amazon and at hot topic

keeps her camera and mic off during zoom

probably sleeping

𝙟𝙚𝙖𝙣-

has everyone in her class and is done with this shit.

pumpkin spice latte addiction

cries when it leaves

forces everyone to have their camera on

says #WAP thinking it means wine and pizza unironically

masterlist- https://bit.ly/3gzUXoo

🍂🎋 🌺🌸🌱🪨🍃

i feel like she would love hugs, but would get just a teensy bit embarrassed.

usually is the one to initiate, but enjoys when you initiate too !!

“Silly,, the flattery isn’t necessary ! Hehe”

gives the most heartwarming smile ever-

when it comes to kisses,, she probably gets flustered due to being touch deprived.

i feel like she’s rlly touch deprived,, mostly because people see her as a trouble maker and refuse to give her much affection.

she does tease you,, tho !!

after a few months of dating, the director will give you a peck on the cheek <3

🎋🌺🍂🪨🍒🍵🌿

masterlist- https://bit.ly/3gzUXoo

>> includes- zhongli, xiao, hu tao, yanfei, keqing

🪨🌿 ZHONGLI —

“Hm? If I had to say, it would be... half full? I don’t have my mora to buy a glass, anyway..” The former archon would also most likely sip his tea afterwards.

🎋🌺 HU TAO —

“Aiya, that’s a tough question~ I would have to say half both, though.”

🍀💦 XIAO —

He would ignore you. If you brought almond tofu, however,, that would change- with,, of course,, coercion. “Half empty.”

📖🌸 YANFEI —

“Haaaaalf...” The girl would probably think to herself for a few moments, before saying “full” with a quick determined nod.

🌹🌂 KEQING —

“Why should I answer? It’d be a waste of time.. now, stop procrastinating and get back to work.”

masterlist- https://bit.ly/3gzUXoo

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