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another day at the simping factory

#hudson's dancing #this is for my own perverse enjoyment #changing static devil's advocate hudson to the dynamic fountain of youth hudson for my pinned post #мама сказала симпатичный #this and the writhing on the floor in the wonderland shoot #go onto the hudson bringing eroticism back altar #also shot by a woman????? YES #sexual chemistry with a treadmill? very likely #selling us the ultimate fantasy of multiple hudsons in the world #this is the hottest this man's ever been #and it's a fucking ad....#hudson williams #разъебсон

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boitterfly

#finally reading for the right reasons instead of translating boring game updates #i’m sorry who cares about quest objectives when shane hollander risks it all in greige rental for a slease tease with a soft touch #what a trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sad about the hot women but then again who knows how it ends ahhaha #i love fanfic *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*#shane hollander in every universe you are the most down bad man that’s ever down badded

shubbabang

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

also loved another fic by tumblr user @trippedlaces (me and a million other people, judging by the number of kudos and bookmarks; which is great because to me it seems like reluctant and clueless gay shane is an unpopular concept. it is, however, good actually.) great dialogues, funny, amazing shane’s inner voice, always asking questions baby. just feels like a real slice taken out of shane hollander’s busy life (with shane being so very chill about what’s happening which is also great). unpacked some stereotypes along the way through the filter of mr clothes-folder.

He thought for a moment about what it would have been like if he'd learned about the Kinsey scale during his very tentative googling the summer after the draft. He would have told himself he was a one, maybe. Then he would have had to grudgingly concede to a slightly higher number every year, until he was 25 and absolutely fucking clinging to the possibility of being a 5.9 with white knuckles and a flop sweat.

#canon to me now #fic rec #speaking of problematic gays #joined one of the martyr readalongs #where i don’t really feel like contributing sadly #(it does not grip me? even though it is ostensibly about death my eternal obsession)#i enjoy the good prose though 🤷🏻‍♀️#reminds me of the nyx #at least i am reading a book yay #got through 150 pages of biography of x before the mind virus took over #and now it’s been sitting unopened since december #just really could not bring myself to open anything which is maybe a cry for help

powerburial

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

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gaynehollander

the duality of man is Ilya Rozanov being simultaneously so straight passing that Shane Hollander could own up to being in love with him and have people assume it's an unrequited crush, yet so visibly queer that in 66% of instances where Scott Hunter came out to people prior to the on-ice kiss, they immediately assumed he was dating Rozanov

themoonandmyman

schrodingers queer

#илюшка

virginshane

shane is like. such a big boy. biceps the size of your head. thighs could crush a watermelon. strong round glutes. bursting out his shorts. big fat cock. etc

ilyarozanovgifs

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.05 I'll Believe in Anything

trippedlaces

The thing is that he looks like he’s watching the moon landing. Like, Scott Hunter was an astronaut.

ilyasmole

*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*

shane: squeeze me

ilya: what

shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.

ilya: *squeezes*

shane: tighter than that, come on

ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?

shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.

ilya: i could hurt you, no?

shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.

ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*

shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

#touch starved nation where you at #heated rivalry

reading very good the-new-yorker-worthy explicit fic on your period can be a transcendental experience

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trippedlaces

stay positive: A story I just posted on AO3 about Shane using positive visualization techniques to imagine the best-case scenario in the week leading up to Ilya's arrival at the cottage. What I need you to understand about this story is that Shane Hollander's sex fantasies have salary cap implications.

At some point, I tried to think about what Ilya would do if asked to go through the same exercise. I think there's two options: 1) he literally holds his breath until he blacks out to avoid being forced to do this or 2) he conjures up a scenario where at the end of the two weeks they get married.

#beautiful angsty wholesome to me hehe #and funny!#shane’s fantasies made me giggle out loud #the concepts and ilya in his mind #fic rec

annabelle--cane

One of the best parts about being ace is allo people will see a scene and be like "There is no sex happening here" but because you are ace you actually know about secret sex (sex2) which is the far improved version of sex that usually happens when characters are fully clothed and in a situation. It cuts out all that moaning and making out stuff and gets right to the heart of what makes sex good.

I'M ALWAYS SAYING THIS

#illusory intercourse theorem #<- prev #looking at the mouth bruise felt like touching himself via la petite mort one of the best lines of all time

stonermossprince

luca haas bukake baptism at the hollanov church of latter day shaints

littlegirlinvisible

CONNOR STORRIE On the Today Show (Jan. 14, 2026)

#sharp bottega prince #connor storrie #broke my heart a little when he tried to have a genuine conversation with the host only for him to immediately change the subject #his intensity and earnestness is just too hot for the morning shows tbh #connor seemed to mostly bring (some version of?) authenticity to all the season 1 promo outings #‘that’s just me living’#wonder if he’ll lean more into the whole seasoned/taciturn star presence #this is all #in the sandbox perhaps

miamaimania

"Verify Your Understanding" (1990) ⊡ Carter Kustera — figure enclosed in transparent case on checkered platform, gallery installation

shinywhatsoever

same vibe

#to me

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femmepathy

The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

arcaneasexual

“For New York City Pride in 1994 (Stonewall 25), Baker created a mile-long rainbow flag that was carried down First Avenue in Manhattan. During the parade, Baker used scissors to cut segments from the flag to be rushed to Fifth Avenue for an impromptu protest march in front of St. Patrick’s Cathedral, the headquarters of New York City’s anti-gay Catholic archdiocese.

^“At the bottom of the image is the segment of the flag cut for the St. Patrick’s Cathedral protest. Photograph by Mick Hicks”

“Gilbert Baker wearing a white sequined dress (right) and other protestors triumphantly march the cut pieces of the mile-long flag past St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Photograph by Charles Beal”

#когда-нибудь и нашей улице будет праздник

this strict babe finally came all the way from the us of a and not a moment too soon

#recentering #разъебсон #mom said very beautiful young man

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