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another day at the simping factory

#hudson's dancing #this is for my own perverse enjoyment #changing static devil's advocate hudson to the dynamic fountain of youth hudson for my pinned post #мама сказала симпатичный #this and the writhing on the floor in the wonderland shoot #go onto the hudson bringing eroticism back altar #also shot by a woman????? YES #sexual chemistry with a treadmill? very likely #selling us the ultimate fantasy of multiple hudsons in the world #this is the hottest this man's ever been #and it's a fucking ad....#hudson williams #разъебсон

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hollanov-ann

Hello wife

#im sorry this is a crazy titbit they’ve been hiding for so long #what’s good about it hudson? are you each other’s work wives #is this something from the early lessons on duolingo #wrecked my brain a little bit #hudcon #desperately waiting to hear connor say zhopa

actuallysara

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#ПРИВЕТ ЖЕНА?????#хад при этом говорит что-то больше похожее на блет жена which i can also fuck with #hudcon

symphoniccowboy

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over

#‘the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over’ amazing #илюшка

smokingrozanov

Imagining Ilya on his birthday receiving flowers from Svetlana & a cake made by David & Yuna & a birthday video from the Pike children & texts from the entire Centaurs family & of course his husband treating him like a sweet perfect birthday prince. Imagining Ilya Rozanov feeling loved & at peace

#one MUST imagine!#илюшка

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peachyjude

and i do think they do the cheesy thing of taking polaroids of each other on birthdays…. ilya always takes one of shane while they’re still in bed so he’s mainly in his glasses w horrendous bedhead and his little frog smile and sometimes they don’t develop well but ilya still keeps them because that’s hisshane

and shane always has ilya stand in the same place in their house if they’re at home, making sure the lighting and framing is right so it turns out clear. and yea ilya’s usually shirtless and mugging the camera a little but you can see the joy in his eyes, proud he’s made it another year with his baby

#well…..#🥲

therozanov

"Ah," Ilya said in mock despair, "then you know my secret." "That you love me?" "That I am very mushy inside."

#happy birthday to the bad bitch ilya ‘mushy inside’ rozanov #may you never get flattened to one aspect of your complex fictional personality #and may you always serve as a great example of a russian queer who did make it

boitterfly

#finally reading for the right reasons instead of translating boring game updates #i’m sorry who cares about quest objectives when shane hollander risks it all in greige rental for a slease tease with a soft touch #what a trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sad about the hot women but then again who knows how it ends ahhaha #i love fanfic *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*#shane hollander in every universe you are the most down bad man that’s ever down badded #my mind is on firrreeeeee!!!!! i want to stay in this sad man’s head and his dick (and okay maybe his heart too… he tries so hard)

shubbabang

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

also loved another fic by tumblr user @trippedlaces (me and a million other people, judging by the number of kudos and bookmarks; which is great because to me it seems like reluctant and clueless gay shane is an unpopular concept. it is, however, good actually.) great dialogues, funny, amazing shane’s inner voice, always asking questions baby. just feels like a real slice taken out of shane hollander’s busy life (with shane being so very chill about what’s happening which is also great). unpacked some stereotypes along the way through the filter of mr clothes-folder.

He thought for a moment about what it would have been like if he'd learned about the Kinsey scale during his very tentative googling the summer after the draft. He would have told himself he was a one, maybe. Then he would have had to grudgingly concede to a slightly higher number every year, until he was 25 and absolutely fucking clinging to the possibility of being a 5.9 with white knuckles and a flop sweat.

#canon to me now #fic rec #speaking of problematic gays #joined one of the martyr readalongs #where i don’t really feel like contributing sadly #(it does not grip me? even though it is ostensibly about death my eternal obsession)#i enjoy the good prose though 🤷🏻‍♀️#reminds me of the nyx #at least i am reading a book yay #got through 150 pages of biography of x before the mind virus took over #and now it’s been sitting unopened since december #just really could not bring myself to open anything which is maybe a cry for help

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powerburial

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

gaynehollander

the duality of man is Ilya Rozanov being simultaneously so straight passing that Shane Hollander could own up to being in love with him and have people assume it's an unrequited crush, yet so visibly queer that in 66% of instances where Scott Hunter came out to people prior to the on-ice kiss, they immediately assumed he was dating Rozanov

themoonandmyman

schrodingers queer

#илюшка

virginshane

shane is like. such a big boy. biceps the size of your head. thighs could crush a watermelon. strong round glutes. bursting out his shorts. big fat cock. etc

ilyarozanovgifs

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.05 I'll Believe in Anything

trippedlaces

The thing is that he looks like he’s watching the moon landing. Like, Scott Hunter was an astronaut.

ilyasmole

*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*

shane: squeeze me

ilya: what

shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.

ilya: *squeezes*

shane: tighter than that, come on

ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?

shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.

ilya: i could hurt you, no?

shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.

ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*

shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

#touch starved nation where you at #heated rivalry

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reading very good the-new-yorker-worthy explicit fic on your period can be a transcendental experience

trippedlaces

stay positive: A story I just posted on AO3 about Shane using positive visualization techniques to imagine the best-case scenario in the week leading up to Ilya's arrival at the cottage. What I need you to understand about this story is that Shane Hollander's sex fantasies have salary cap implications.

At some point, I tried to think about what Ilya would do if asked to go through the same exercise. I think there's two options: 1) he literally holds his breath until he blacks out to avoid being forced to do this or 2) he conjures up a scenario where at the end of the two weeks they get married.

#beautiful angsty wholesome to me hehe #and funny!#shane’s fantasies made me giggle out loud #the concepts and ilya in his mind #fic rec

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