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haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with

they’re literally best friends who love each other and they get to walk around in their matching outfits and go to work and mash their enormous muscles together and pretend to fuck. btw. if you even care.

i think often about how if rose landry never called shane out on being gay he probably would have just. stayed with her. like maybe forever. like rose wasn’t going to be the girl to stick around, but maybe if shane got involved with some other woman with a busy schedule and a low bar for satisfying sex shane would be able to brush his hands off and say well great now i never have to think about that big huge massive elephant thats taking up all the oxygen in the room. he’d think like well porn stars don’t truly love each other and theyre able to fuck and cum just fine so i could probably learn how do that. he would be like yeah no don’t worry about why i can only cum when im getting sucked off with my eyes closed really hard. im just like that. definitely not trying to imagine your mouth as the mouth of a 200-pound man i loved once. did i say loved. i mean hated a lot. anyways should we get married?

every day i think about connor storrie's impassioned "What about male chests??" in that buzzfeed interview because its like. yeah man we watched the show we get how you feel about it

tumblr is such a breath of fresh air because we don't idolise celebrities for being rich . we idolise celebrities because they're having sex with their coworkers

i think one of shane's favorite fantasies at any point in the relationship is where ilya is driving to one of their hookups in montreal and he's bad at driving in the snow so he accidentally skids off and gets stuck in the snow... and of course he can't call triple a because then he would have to come up with an excuse about why he was out so late... so he calls shane and shane tows his sports car out of the snow and maybe even it reveals that ilya has a flat tire so shane pulls the jack out and changes it out for ilya's spare. and ilya is soooo grateful and impressed by how manly and capable and selfless shane is to spend his night in the cold that of course he fucks shane in the back seat of shane's practical jeep. and absolutely essential to this fantasy is that in real life shane doesn't even own a tow hitch and does not know how to change a tire even a little bit.