Fortune's Favors

Honestly what a big couple of weeks it's been for the ocean. Let's give it up for the ocean, folks.

There was a time where making Microsoft Sam say fuck was the funniest thing you could do on a computer, and now there are the horrors.

Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.

I fucking hope they lose so bad.

like to charge, reblog to cast

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

adhd is stored in the ass

the a in adhd stands for ass

What do the other letters stand for then?

Ass Don't Have Dopamine

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

Additional note to audio description: the song fucking SLAPS

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.