C’est La Vie

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

spending the fourth of july watching movies about different branches of the military fighting alien invasions

20 minutes into war machine, wailing "WHEN do the aliens arrive??"

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

extremely good point we do have a ton of cave systems as well, which combines poorly with invisible sheer drops in terms of creating a Potion Of Vanishing Guy