Spicy

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

I think modern audiences would be able to connect with SpongeBob more easily if he shouted "YES GAWD!!" every time he entered the Krusty Krab

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

what

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

i like the phrase "up in the air." like yuppp. i've got no clue what's goin on yet boss. cuz it's ☝️ up there

i would fit in so good on tiktok, i love telling emotionally charged lies for attention

nice "gays can't drive" joke. did you know the fbi invented that stereotype in the 60s to prejudice dmv officials against giving queer people licenses, denying them a place in usamerican society? asshole

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment