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Hello, i am shinies offical

basic dni

:3

tags under cut

#coins #officalverse #offical blog #new offical

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the-moonmoth-never-known

Hehe this took so long~

kittyofthestarz

what is she, stupid?

the-moonmoth-never-known

Mayyyybe

the-moonmoth-never-known

Doodles

the-moonmoth-never-known

Uhh I attempted and failed to practice Anatomy

the-moonmoth-never-known

Ignore the hands and feet

Um any feedback

the-moonmoth-never-known

Here's a more doodles

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the-moonmoth-never-known

KIT

shinies-offical

SHINIES!!!!

i share this time :3

only-cat-memes

agwitow

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?

shinies-offical

accept it, coward

goblin-offical

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

aceofpans

every month is for fools if you’re like me

goblin-offical

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

aceofpans

like those birds? The red ones?

goblin-offical

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

What the fuck

What..?

stole my shinies :(

wait no, i didnt agree to this

goblin-offical

Goblin i invented something for you... i call it the snatcher-tron, dont tell anyone you got it just rob people with it

- @eggman-eggpire-offical

EHEHEEHHE GOBLIN HAS FREE REIGN

shinies-offical

oh no :0

8unny9l0ck

pass it around

not-offical-offical

Come my children. Pass the joint

shinies-offical

ooo a shiny

#onward with the joint

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(dont tell your siblings i said this but your my favorite child)

- @not-offical-offical

i appear to be a little late, so COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN COIN (i dont believe you but ty anyway)

#offical blog #officalverse

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

post cancelled this is way funnier

loaf--of--toast

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

needsmoreexplosions

nudityandnerdery

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

tfemflightinstructor

aceofpans

protected sex (they have clothes on)

imb0ring

is the clothes iron? And are they in suits of armor?

aceofpans

yyes

do-not-u-dare

hey fellas what if we added a few hundred notes to this

aceofpans

GO AWAY

homosexuality-offical

.

2,000 notes and I'll tell the accepting members of my family that I want to experiment with different pronouns

oh gosh that’s a lot. Good luck.

@satan-offical

sapphic-offical

@queer-offical @do--not--you-dare ??

homosexuality-offical

If I may…

250 notes and I get an aroace flag and find a way to tell my dad it’s “not just a phase” (he keeps saying I’m gaslighting myself into being aroace for some reason, same with my social anxiety)

oh my. Fuck your dad (disrespectfully)

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