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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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I have a headache because I'm a bad person

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

briannyssey

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

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🥺🥺

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someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

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Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

blessedbrick

This is mine I think

Original post here

punkrorschach

games over! everyone loses! 👍

gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

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theaceofwords

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

kaijuno

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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SHUT

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mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

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that's MS. substance abuser to you

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sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

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im fucking crying

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christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

bippus

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

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we love to applaud performative masculinity

bippus

I was a stoic

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