an absolute cluster

And you know what. I was a coward. A coward who specifically didn’t understand the comedic value of reblogging with proof that the poster in fact excluded his title (I was young. Naive. Weren’t we all in 2017). I edited my post and added “Sir” as if it had always been there. It wasn’t.

I do not blame you, Mrs Curtiss—I bear no ill will and hope that this half decade has treated you with any kindness it could permit. In fact, I edited it so quickly because you were right! This is no fault of your own, but what I must say to you, to all, is that neither was it mine.

It was always Sony’s.

Because it’s sadder that Sony didn’t even have the decency to acknowledge that the legend they degraded, dragged through the near-literal mud was a Knight (let’s be honest though, we all know Sir Patrick Stewart is truly a KING). So I went through a surface level google image search to prove my innocence after five long, l o n g years and what do you know

Sony erased their crimes. I cannot find the poster. I KNOW it existed. All posters now include Sir.

DO NOT THINK THAT I WILL FORGET YOUR GRIEVOUS ERROR SONY. YOU GAVE US SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDERVERSE AND IM VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE TOP TIER ANIMATION AND SPIDER FAMILY DYNAMICS YOU BLESSED US WITH BUT YOU CANNOT SMOTHER YOUR PAST. HISTORY MUST BE ACCOUNTED FOR AND CONSIDER THIS A PRIMARY TEXT: THERE WAS A POSTER THAT DID NOT INCLUDE “SIR” BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE OTHERWISE INCLUDED IT IN THE ORIGINAL POST BECAUSE DAMMIT SIR STEWART DESERVED THAT RESPECT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.

Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:

Bird: *soft caw* *smooches* *catcall whistles*

Woman: butt kisser

Bird: *kisses* *whistles* *smoochy kiss* I make out more. Barrring! Ok. *chirps*

Woman: you have cookies all over your mouth boy

This isn’t having a short attention span (or well maybe thats part of it), but probably something called “Optimal Arousal.”(This is psychology, not anatomy, please keep your mind out of the gutter Xp)

Optimal Arousal goes like this: When effort is low, more stimulus is better. When effort is high, less stimulus is better.

I’ll elaborate. Whenever you do something easy (like maybe some homework as an example), unless something else is happening (like music or a show) you tend to get drawn away or doze off. In this homework scenario, the effort is low, so in order to keep at it and do well on working on it, you need a higher amount of stimulus, like a movie.

If something is hard, like for instance a test, you probably will try to avoid noise, going so far as to hush others so you can concentrate. The effort is high so you want less stimulus.

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

In case people didn’t know already… Everything leaked.

Why am I like this 

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again