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Jaskier taking away Geraltâs drink.
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âSir Patrick Stewart as Poopâ is one of the saddest arrangements of words in existence
I made this post five (5) (FIVE!!!!!) years ago and it haunts me still. The poster deadass said âPatrick Stewart as Poopâ and one of my first reblogs was someone aggressively correcting me for excluding âSirâ
And you know what. I was a coward. A coward who specifically didnât understand the comedic value of reblogging with proof that the poster in fact excluded his title (I was young. Naive. Werenât we all in 2017). I edited my post and added âSirâ as if it had always been there. It wasnât.
I do not blame you, Mrs CurtissâI bear no ill will and hope that this half decade has treated you with any kindness it could permit. In fact, I edited it so quickly because you were right! This is no fault of your own, but what I must say to you, to all, is that neither was it mine.
It was always Sonyâs.
Because itâs sadder that Sony didnât even have the decency to acknowledge that the legend they degraded, dragged through the near-literal mud was a Knight (letâs be honest though, we all know Sir Patrick Stewart is truly a KING). So I went through a surface level google image search to prove my innocence after five long, l o n g years and what do you know
Sony erased their crimes. I cannot find the poster. I KNOW it existed. All posters now include Sir.
DO NOT THINK THAT I WILL FORGET YOUR GRIEVOUS ERROR SONY. YOU GAVE US SPIDER-MAN INTO THE SPIDERVERSE AND IM VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE TOP TIER ANIMATION AND SPIDER FAMILY DYNAMICS YOU BLESSED US WITH BUT YOU CANNOT SMOTHER YOUR PAST. HISTORY MUST BE ACCOUNTED FOR AND CONSIDER THIS A PRIMARY TEXT: THERE WAS A POSTER THAT DID NOT INCLUDE âSIRâ BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE OTHERWISE INCLUDED IT IN THE ORIGINAL POST BECAUSE DAMMIT SIR STEWART DESERVED THAT RESPECT
If the hill I choose to die on happens to be a literal pile of shit, so be it. Sir Patrick Stewart deserves it.
Hey so listen. Iâve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT
it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNYâŚ.if Roach has been the same horse for likeâŚ..fifty yearsâŚ..and Geralt doesnât notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, heâs found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geraltâs ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.Â
Jaskier: So I didnât want to bring this up at first, because I didnât want you to think I wasnât cool with your magic horseâ
Geralt: My What.Â
Jaskier: âlike how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat peopleâor, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of meâ
Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.
Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:
Jaskier: What Do You Mean
hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved
I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt âfuck.â

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âSir Patrick Stewart as Poopâ is one of the saddest arrangements of words in existence
dirty kissesâŚ
From this point of view, it is as if I am strapped to a chair and forced to endure this birdâs sweet kisses
*soft classical music plays*
Bird: *soft caw* *smooches* *catcall whistles*
Woman: butt kisser
Bird: *kisses* *whistles* *smoochy kiss* I make out more. Barrring! Ok. *chirps*
Woman: you have cookies all over your mouth boy
Bird: I know. Barrrring! Telephone. Weeeee! Beepity beep. Donât ask me. Comeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomehere. Meow. *walks away*
Me *walking*: meh
Me *walking after getting off a treadmill*: HHHYYYPPPEEERRRSSSPPPEEEDDD TTTHHHEEE SSSTTTAAARRRSSS AAARRREEE MMMEEELLLTTTIIINNNGGG
My doctor had to ask me today if I was sexually active like girl you think I'm at ThIrD bAsE? I'm still in the kerfluffin dugout

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my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip
Psychology time!
This isnât having a short attention span (or well maybe thats part of it), but probably something called âOptimal Arousal.â(This is psychology, not anatomy, please keep your mind out of the gutter Xp)
Optimal Arousal goes like this: When effort is low, more stimulus is better. When effort is high, less stimulus is better.
Iâll elaborate. Whenever you do something easy (like maybe some homework as an example), unless something else is happening (like music or a show) you tend to get drawn away or doze off. In this homework scenario, the effort is low, so in order to keep at it and do well on working on it, you need a higher amount of stimulus, like a movie.
If something is hard, like for instance a test, you probably will try to avoid noise, going so far as to hush others so you can concentrate. The effort is high so you want less stimulus.
Keep this in mind. It can help you focus, and make life a lot easier. Dont feel bad for doing lots of different things while you are just chillin. Enjoy the knowledge!
This is also the reason that when people get lost or are trying to find an unfamiliar destination, they turn their car stereo down.
Whoa wait turning down the music so you can âsee betterâ is a real thing and not just something to poke fun at?
Wait who said homework was easy
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like âthis generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentialsâ and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans wonât tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER ITâS UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DONâT EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* ITâS SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because itâs easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronnerâs. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. Thatâs it. Thatâs the whole thing. Use maybe a Âź cup per load.
^^^ Iâve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesnât come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesnât need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much itâs filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
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In case people didnât know already⌠Everything leaked.
If you watch, make sure to buy the DVD when it comes out and support this amazing movie!
Welp. Â Look at that. Â Iâm screaming.
can i have gifs of all of ewanâs bits please and thank
Why am I like thisÂ
But letâs be real this is The Trash Prince⢠theme song
this isnât crack, this is canon

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Hey I love the new Beauty and the Beast movie and all, but where is Australia?