Dammit Jim

marvel has so much money and not one dollar of it is ever spent on graphic design

I laughed so hard omg

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Joe Jonas is now the King in the North?

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.

can you believe mitch marner invented the stanley cup playoffs

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

YES EXACTLY

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

You think if I take a bath in the dark while listening to Hozier I’ll meet god?

Review: Would absolutely recommend. I didn’t meet any specific gods however I was suddenly overcome with the feeling that my body was a temple at which I was supposed to leave offerings. 

Yesterday was Pi Day, today is Die Day